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Postby knapplc » Sat May 27, 2006 9:23 pm

moonhead wrote:
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moonhead wrote:neither have i. i was just wondering. it was a discussion at work yesterday.


"I'm asking for a friend..." ;-7 :-b ;-)


lol. yeh. i wasn't thinking when i posted it...about 15 minutes later i was thinking, i'll never live this one down.


I do not buy this new version at all.

That said, I stand by my earlier advice. ;-D
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Postby Popcynical » Sat May 27, 2006 10:46 pm

moonhead wrote:...been told you're trying too hard during sex?


Only once. She woke up just before I got done.

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Postby SeaWolf » Sat May 27, 2006 11:31 pm

moonhead wrote:...been told you're trying too hard during sex?



Sex.......what's that? :-?
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Sat May 27, 2006 11:38 pm

SeaWolf wrote:
moonhead wrote:...been told you're trying too hard during sex?



Sex.......what's that? :-?


Gender. B-)
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Postby Goatwhacker » Sun May 28, 2006 12:18 am

moonhead wrote:...been told you're trying too hard during sex?


No, but I think that's what she says right before "Honey, maybe you should try that Viagra".
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Postby maddog60 » Sun May 28, 2006 12:31 am

Never been told that, but I guess it could happen. Certainly if I put as much "effort" into it as I did with my last girlfriend, I'm sure some girls wouldn't like that.
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Postby Sixxgunn » Tue May 30, 2006 9:54 am

That's a polite way of saying, "You really suck at this. I'm not getting off even though you keep plugging away, and poking and prodding with your fingers, so can you just speed this up a bit and finish so I can pull my panties back up, sneak off to the bathroom to clean up and get the hell out of here so I can possibly grab some Taco Bell before it closes?".

Or something along those lines.
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