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Postby moonhead » Tue May 30, 2006 5:44 pm

she has herpes.
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Postby Jimboozie » Tue May 30, 2006 5:52 pm

moonhead wrote:she has herpes.


I gave them to her. :-]
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Postby creamdoorthirtyniner » Tue May 30, 2006 6:00 pm

Paris is a *cough*whore*cough* :*)
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Postby mysticphysh » Tue May 30, 2006 9:44 pm

she looks like the classic image of an alien. Little thin stick like body with no curves and a big huge ugly melon on her neck.

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Postby Mercer Boy » Wed May 31, 2006 1:36 am

Dr. Duran Duran wrote:If you had to choose, what would you buy first, Paris or Federline? }:-)


I was going to say something along those lines...heck, they are essentially the same person in male and female form. :-o

What is truly sad is that a bunch of people will buy this record...she shouldn't make money off of this, but she will. :,-(
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Postby moonhead » Wed May 31, 2006 1:39 am

has anyone seen the vid of her singing to hugh hefner at his birthday? oh shite. it's brutal. i'll post a link if i can find one that is sfw.
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Postby DelhommesFan1 » Wed May 31, 2006 5:37 am

i still havent figured out what the heck matt leinart see's in her nasty std infested a$$.
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed May 31, 2006 8:56 am

:-P

That's all I have to say about that....
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Wed May 31, 2006 9:01 am

for being such a stupid spoiled whore, i'm suprised she's never gotten breast implants. at least that's good about her.

she actually looked pretty hot in Stuff or Maxim
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Postby onnestabe » Wed May 31, 2006 10:58 am

that's hot.... :-D
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