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Postby hastur » Tue May 30, 2006 10:14 pm

Kinda reminds me of the car jacker in Florida who tried to steal a van that happened to have the florida state judo team in it.
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Postby lmcjaho » Wed May 31, 2006 12:41 am

Okay, call me jaded but as much as I would like to credit this guy's superior Marine training for this I think the individuals involved in this robbery just have a very good shot at this year's Darwin awards - a shotgun and a pistol between the 4 of them and this guy takes them all out with a knife?!? Methinks the stupidity-level of the robbers played a very heavy part in their demise... ;-D
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Postby SeaWolf » Wed May 31, 2006 2:03 am

This sounds like something in a bad Chuck Norris/Steven Segal/Jean Claud Van Dam movie.

Did they attack him one at a time? :-b
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed May 31, 2006 9:24 am

danielrp wrote:The training we get is definately beneficial in and out of combat ;-D

This story makes me proud. :-D


Hoorah! B-)

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Postby WickedSmaat » Wed May 31, 2006 11:30 am

SeaWolf wrote:This sounds like something in a bad Chuck Norris/Steven Segal/Jean Claud Van Dam movie.

Did they attack him one at a time? :-b


That's not how your supposed to fight someone? :-?
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Postby Redskins Win » Wed May 31, 2006 12:00 pm

danielrp wrote:The training we get is definately beneficial in and out of combat ;-D

This story makes me proud. :-D


Amen Brother!!!! ;-D
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Postby Nfl Fan » Wed May 31, 2006 12:51 pm

Sixxgunn wrote:...defending yourself from bodily harm should never be punished,


That's what I always tell my son...

"I don't want you starting fights, but you have every right to defend yourself. If someone comes at you, give it back twice as hard!"

I had to explain that to his principal last year! ;-D
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Postby knapplc » Wed May 31, 2006 12:52 pm

Nfl Fan wrote:
Sixxgunn wrote:...defending yourself from bodily harm should never be punished,


That's what I always tell my son...

"I don't want you starting fights, but you have every right to defend yourself. If someone comes at you, give it back twice as hard!"

I had to explain that to his principal last year! ;-D



That's the same advice my dad gave me. Yeah, he had to talk to the principal a couple of times because of me, but I was no wuss.
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