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Postby mutantseabass » Wed May 31, 2006 3:32 pm

Do you spend on the crapper? Take test and see how much of your life you waste in the John.

http://constantlyconstipated.com/calc.html



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Your Assessment (Results)
Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year:
243.333 hours
Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time:
8516.667 hours
Your Annual Ranking Title:
King of Solitude
Your Life Time Ranking Title:
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Postby knapplc » Wed May 31, 2006 3:37 pm

I got

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Your Assessment (Results)
Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year: 170.333 hours
Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time: 5961.667 hours
Your Annual Ranking Title: King of Solitude
Your Life Time Ranking Title: Master of the hole
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Postby VaderFin » Wed May 31, 2006 3:37 pm

Your Assessment (Results)
Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year: 91.25 hours
Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time: 3193.75 hours
Your Annual Ranking Title: Slow Flow
Your Life Time Ranking Title: Master of the hole
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Postby dream_017 » Wed May 31, 2006 3:39 pm

Your Assessment (Results)
Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year: 142.958 hours
Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time: 4574.667 hours
Your Annual Ranking Title: King of Solitude
Your Life Time Ranking Title: Master of the hole
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Postby SwiperNoSwiping » Wed May 31, 2006 3:40 pm

I won't bore you with the numbers...But my lifetime ranking title is Grand Lord. I think that's high.
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Postby mutantseabass » Wed May 31, 2006 3:42 pm

SwiperNoSwiping wrote:I won't bore you with the numbers...But my lifetime ranking title is Grand Lord. I think that's high.



Ahhhh you make me proud! ;-D

Looking at the numbers i thought i was spending way too much time in comparison to everyone else. Its always nice to have someone ahead of you! :-b
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Postby flotsamnjetsam » Wed May 31, 2006 3:45 pm

Your Assessment (Results)
Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year: 30.417 hours
Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time: 1125.417 hours
Your Annual Ranking Title: Rushing the Flush
Your Life Time Ranking Title: Student
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Postby The Balanced Man » Wed May 31, 2006 3:49 pm

Title: King of Solitude



You are the King of Solitude. No one knows how to spend their hours in the privacy of a toilet like you. But maybe it is time you found a new hobby.


Your Assessment (Results)
Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year: 334.583 hours
Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time: 8699.167 hours
Your Annual Ranking Title: King of Solitude
Your Life Time Ranking Title:
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Postby Twisted Sister » Wed May 31, 2006 3:49 pm

Your Annual Ranking Title: Rushing the Flush
Your Life Time Ranking Title: Student


"Looks like you like to rush the flush. Perhaps not enough entertainment to slow you down? Try relaxing and taking your time. "

Must be my healthy diet... plenty of fiber... no issues.
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Postby Dirt Bag » Wed May 31, 2006 4:01 pm

Title: Average Joe

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Nothing special. You are the average Joe. Not too little, not too much. You spend the right amount of time in the hole.
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