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Postby steelerfan513 » Wed May 31, 2006 4:06 pm

Dirt Bag wrote:Title: Average Joe

average joe

Nothing special. You are the average Joe. Not too little, not too much. You spend the right amount of time in the hole.
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Postby jayday » Wed May 31, 2006 4:37 pm

Title: Slow Flow

What's the problem? Looks like you are taking a lot of time to let the toilet flow. Perhaps some of our dry man's cure can help you out.


Your Assessment (Results)
Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year: 109.5 hours
Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time: 2080.5 hours
Your Annual Ranking Title: Slow Flow
Your Life Time Ranking Title: Average Person
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Postby Canacuna » Wed May 31, 2006 4:57 pm

Title: Rushing The Flush

Looks like you like to rush the flush. Perhaps not enough entertainment to slow you down? Try relaxing and taking your time.
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Postby Mercer Boy » Wed May 31, 2006 6:15 pm

Your Assessment (Results)

Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year: 85.167 hours
Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time: 2299.5 hours
Your Annual Ranking Title: Average Joe
Your Life Time Ranking Title: Average Person


I hate being average...If I could only pee for longer than a minute at a time and more than 5-6 times a day. I need to drink more water. :,-(
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Postby Popcynical » Wed May 31, 2006 7:00 pm

Your Assessment (Results)
Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year:
45.625 hours
Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time:
730 hours
Your Annual Ranking Title:
Rushing the Flush
Your Life Time Ranking Title:
Student


Hehe.. I'm in and out pretty quick.
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Postby no1cowboysfan » Wed May 31, 2006 7:07 pm

I'm sorry, but when I clicked this link, I was thinking..

"How much time... 'till we're on? 2... 2 minutes? We're on right now? ... I don't believe you."

Your Assessment (Results)
Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year:
23.725 hours
Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time:
450.775 hours
Your Annual Ranking Title:
Speedy Wipes
Your Life Time Ranking Title:
Infant



Hot damn, I'm quick. It's actually a medical issue ... so that's not nice of them. I just don't go "#2" all too often.
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Postby mutantseabass » Wed May 31, 2006 8:24 pm

no1cowboysfan wrote:I'm sorry, but when I clicked this link, I was thinking..

"How much time... 'till we're on? 2... 2 minutes? We're on right now? ... I don't believe you."

Your Assessment (Results)
Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year:
23.725 hours
Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time:
450.775 hours
Your Annual Ranking Title:
Speedy Wipes
Your Life Time Ranking Title:
Infant



Hot damn, I'm quick. It's actually a medical issue ... so that's not nice of them. I just don't go "#2" all too often.



Ill send you some White Castles, we will fix that right up. ;-D
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Postby steelerfan513 » Wed May 31, 2006 8:27 pm

no1cowboysfan wrote:I'm sorry, but when I clicked this link, I was thinking..

"How much time... 'till we're on? 2... 2 minutes? We're on right now? ... I don't believe you."


anchorman rules! ;-D
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