Shoeboxes never hurt so much.

[Dr. Duran Duran]

Damn, that looked really painful. America's Funniest Home Videos might be calling soon.

I think high speed internet put America's Funniest Home Videos out of business. His best bet is to get on the show with the bad host on VH1 that shows the best clips posted on websites from the week.

That trainwreck of a show is still on.

Webjunk is indeed still on, and God knows why. Of course, this is the same network that actually gave Tori Spelling her own show, so go figure.

[Omaha Red Sox]

Anybody fan's of Filter's first album. The rest is crack, but that first album was awesome. Anyway, Mercer, I think they have a song that you should put over those videos as a soundtrack. It's call White Like That. The chorus goes "...they caaalll me whiiiite traaash..."