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SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD (Reuters) - A man drowned after jumping onto an inflatable raft and paddling out to the middle of a lake to try to retrieve a stalled, radio-controlled toy boat, police said Tuesday.
Another toy boat punctured the raft, causing it to deflate rapidly, and the 31-year-old victim could not swim, police said.
The accident occurred Monday evening at a park where the victim and several friends were racing the remote-controlled boats.
"I think it was all purely accidental," said a police spokesman.
OK, maybe I'm being a bit harsh here, but how can you be a boating enthusiast - even a remote-control boating enthusiast - and not know how to swim?
Wouldn't that be like being a R/C car enthusiast and not knowing how to drive?