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Postby The_Dude » Thu Jun 01, 2006 10:58 am

I'm going to refrain from editorializing, and just post this ludicrous thing...

http://www.jesuspan.com/
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Postby moonhead » Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:02 am

now you know what you're getting for xmas from me!
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Postby The_Dude » Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:03 am

moonhead wrote:now you know what you're getting for xmas from me!


Well, you can get TWO for the low low price of 29.95, so you should at least keep one of them for yourself.
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Postby moonhead » Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:04 am

The_Dude wrote:
moonhead wrote:now you know what you're getting for xmas from me!


Well, you can get TWO for the low low price of 29.95, so you should at least keep one of them for yourself.


i'll send the other one to your avatar. he could use a little jesus in his life. ;-)
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Postby knapplc » Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:07 am

You forgot to quote the fine print:

Buy two and get a free trip to heaven (economy class, of course). To upgrade to a First-Class seat next to the choir loft you'll have to get our Virgin Mary tableware set, or our St. Paul and St. John salt and pepper shakers.


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Postby jayday » Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:45 am

Dude that is hilarious, made my day ;-D
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:45 am

:-t

The Bible wrote:Thou shalt have no graven images
Exodus 20:4
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Postby knapplc » Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:47 am

Omaha Red Sox wrote::-t

The Bible wrote:Thou shaft have no graven images
Exodus 20:4


Sometimes typos are funny. :-D
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Postby moonhead » Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:50 am

i'm bailing on this right......now.
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:50 am

knapplc wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote::-t

The Bible wrote:Thou shaft have no graven images
Exodus 20:4


Sometimes typos are funny. :-D


Oops. I changed it in my original post. The Bible suggests not to add graven images to your shaft. :-b

I could imagine Jesus tearing apart the kitchen of anyone who had one of these pans.
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