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Possibly the very best chicken joke ever...

by lmcjaho » Tue Jun 06, 2006 12:43 am

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.

The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

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by terpfan » Tue Jun 06, 2006 12:46 am

LOL... random, but it made me laugh. (well, to myself) :-)

:-)

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by Popcynical » Tue Jun 06, 2006 1:11 am

:-b

:-b

Ah that was funny.

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by no1cowboysfan » Tue Jun 06, 2006 1:20 am

Wow ... that was unnecessarily disturbing.

But funny. :-b

:-b

'Cause I'm Cow ... Boy ... for life.

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by mysticphysh » Tue Jun 06, 2006 1:28 am

:-b

:-b

:-b

:-b

And I thought I had that question answered! I was wrong!

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by Omaha Red Sox » Tue Jun 06, 2006 8:20 am

I did not see that.....

....nevermind....

:-b

:-b

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by mutantseabass » Tue Jun 06, 2006 8:33 am

Very Nice

;-D

. I will have to steal that one.

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by WickedSmaat » Tue Jun 06, 2006 9:25 am

I wish I was a good story teller and I'd be able to relay that, but my delivery is just plain horrible.

-Wicked

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by Dan Lambskin » Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:11 am

nice

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by The_Dude » Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:50 am

:-b

:-b

Definitely the funniest chicken joke I've ever heard.

I am the Walrus

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