hastur wrote: no1cowboysfan wrote:
bagobonez wrote:haha... good one!
I think my favorite "chicken" joke is not actually a chicken joke but it's derived from the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road" joke...
So... it goes, "Why did the woman cross the road?"
Answer: "Who cares, I want to know why she's not in the kitchen!"
That one is lame. A better, horribly sexist joke is:
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
-- Nothing! You already told her twice!
LOL! Along those lines...
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
None! It should be open when the b**** brings it to you!
Q:why do women have smaller feet than men?
A:so they can stand closer to the stove.
Q: why do brides where white
A: so they match the rest of the appliances when you bring them home
love the black eye one though