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by **no1cowboysfan** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:54 am

WickedSmaat wrote:I wish I was a good story teller and I'd be able to relay that, but my delivery is just plain horrible.

Apparently, so is the Chicken's. Hii-yoooooo! (Ed McMahon ... sorta).

by **joshyboy72** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 2:39 pm

that was really funny, nice one ;-D

by **bagobonez** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 8:06 pm

haha... good one!

I think my favorite "chicken" joke is not actually a chicken joke but it's derived from the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road" joke...

So... it goes, "Why did the woman cross the road?"

Answer: "Who cares, I want to know why she's not in the kitchen!"

by **The_Captain** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 8:27 pm

That was a good one - I laughed out loud to myself..... ;-D

by **no1cowboysfan** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:46 pm

bagobonez wrote:haha... good one!

I think my favorite "chicken" joke is not actually a chicken joke but it's derived from the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road" joke...

So... it goes, "Why did the woman cross the road?"

Answer: "Who cares, I want to know why she's not in the kitchen!"

That one is lame. A better, horribly sexist joke is:

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

-- Nothing! You already told her twice! !+)

by **Mercer Boy** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 1:32 am

Almost spit out my water on that one...very good! :-b

by **hastur** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:29 pm

no1cowboysfan wrote:
bagobonez wrote:haha... good one!

I think my favorite "chicken" joke is not actually a chicken joke but it's derived from the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road" joke...

So... it goes, "Why did the woman cross the road?"

Answer: "Who cares, I want to know why she's not in the kitchen!"

That one is lame. A better, horribly sexist joke is:

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

-- Nothing! You already told her twice!

LOL! Along those lines...

How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?

None! It should be open when the b**** brings it to you!

by **Dan Lambskin** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:54 am

hastur wrote:
no1cowboysfan wrote:
bagobonez wrote:haha... good one!

I think my favorite "chicken" joke is not actually a chicken joke but it's derived from the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road" joke...

So... it goes, "Why did the woman cross the road?"

Answer: "Who cares, I want to know why she's not in the kitchen!"

That one is lame. A better, horribly sexist joke is:

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

-- Nothing! You already told her twice!

LOL! Along those lines...

How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?

None! It should be open when the b**** brings it to you!

Q:why do women have smaller feet than men?

A:so they can stand closer to the stove.

Q: why do brides where white

A: so they match the rest of the appliances when you bring them home

love the black eye one though

by **Nfl Fan** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 1:34 am

Oh, those are good. To add on....

Why do men always die first?
Because they want to! ;-D

by **houstonherdfan** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 3:59 pm

no1cowboysfan wrote:
WickedSmaat wrote:I wish I was a good story teller and I'd be able to relay that, but my delivery is just plain horrible.

Apparently, so is the Chicken's. Hii-yoooooo! (Ed McMahon ... sorta).

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