Possibly the very best chicken joke ever...

[skibrett15]

haha... good one!

I think my favorite "chicken" joke is not actually a chicken joke but it's derived from the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road" joke...


So... it goes, "Why did the woman cross the road?"

Answer: "Who cares, I want to know why she's not in the kitchen!"

does anyone else consistently mistake Bagobonez's avatar for a chain chomp from the mario games?

[boojumsnark25]

haha... good one!

I think my favorite "chicken" joke is not actually a chicken joke but it's derived from the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road" joke...


So... it goes, "Why did the woman cross the road?"

Answer: "Who cares, I want to know why she's not in the kitchen!"

That one is lame. A better, horribly sexist joke is:

Why do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

-- Nothing! You already told her twice!

That's a pretty old one...

I was always kind of partial to:

Why don't women need to know how to drive?

Because there's no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.

I dunno, it always made me laugh