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Postby skibrett15 » Sat Jun 10, 2006 4:52 pm

bagobonez wrote:haha... good one!

I think my favorite "chicken" joke is not actually a chicken joke but it's derived from the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road" joke...


So... it goes, "Why did the woman cross the road?"

Answer: "Who cares, I want to know why she's not in the kitchen!"

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Postby boojumsnark25 » Sun Jun 11, 2006 2:31 pm

no1cowboysfan wrote:
bagobonez wrote:haha... good one!

I think my favorite "chicken" joke is not actually a chicken joke but it's derived from the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road" joke...


So... it goes, "Why did the woman cross the road?"

Answer: "Who cares, I want to know why she's not in the kitchen!"


That one is lame. A better, horribly sexist joke is:

Why do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

-- Nothing! You already told her twice! !+) :-P


That's a pretty old one...

I was always kind of partial to:

Why don't women need to know how to drive?

Because there's no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.

I dunno, it always made me laugh
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