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SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD (Reuters) - A man resisting an order to leave his home became so angry he bit the police car he was being pinned against, authorities said on Wednesday.
Police tried to eject the 42-year-old man after a report of domestic violence. He became aggressive and officers pinned him face down on the hood of their patrol car and he began chewing its police markings.
"He was so angry he gnawed at the hood and bit through the paint," said a police spokesman. "Who knows, perhaps he was hungry too."
The hood would need its markings replacing and a new coat of paint, the spokesman said.