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Where did the crazy wife beater try to chew through the cop car?

Germany
13
57%
Florida
10
43%
 
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Germany or Florida 6/8/06 - ANSWERED

Postby knapplc » Thu Jun 08, 2006 6:48 am

The Official Germany or Florida Theme Song:
Things are sick and twisted
From too much sun and Nazis
Sex, meth, and death fetishes
Both of them have got these
Guaranteed not to bore ya
German-yyy or Florida

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And now, on to our show...

SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD (Reuters) - A man resisting an order to leave his home became so angry he bit the police car he was being pinned against, authorities said on Wednesday.

Police tried to eject the 42-year-old man after a report of domestic violence. He became aggressive and officers pinned him face down on the hood of their patrol car and he began chewing its police markings.

"He was so angry he gnawed at the hood and bit through the paint," said a police spokesman. "Who knows, perhaps he was hungry too."

The hood would need its markings replacing and a new coat of paint, the spokesman said.
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:46 am

I'm going to go with Florida, so it's probably safe for everyone else to go with Germany. :-b :-[
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Postby onnestabe » Thu Jun 08, 2006 8:26 am

I was doing well until the last three or so, but now knapplc has me all turned around....I went with Germany, mainly because it seems like it's been Florida a lot lately :-o
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Postby dream_017 » Thu Jun 08, 2006 8:26 am

Each of the last 2 times I had 2 in a row going for 3 I got it wrong :-# This time I am going Germany
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Thu Jun 08, 2006 8:50 am

i'm going with Florida, just doesnt seem like they have domestic violence in Germany
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Postby Jimboozie » Thu Jun 08, 2006 8:58 am

I don't think any Florida old-geezers would have done this.

Sounds like a drunk, soccer-crazed German.

I feel good about this one, it's Dirk's Homeland.
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Postby Redskins Win » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:21 am

sounds like a cheap euro piece of poop cop car. I say lincoln Nebraska.
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Postby confused_jake » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:31 am

Im going with florida.
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Postby Sixxgunn » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:56 am

This one sounds like the work of a crazed German. I think the nutjobs in the sunshine state (I think that;s their motto anyway) would have waited and turned on the cops instead of the car. And the way it says the cops tried to "eject" him just doesn't sound American.
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Postby moonhead » Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:23 am

i'm going floridian on crank or pcp. so another one of your miami hurricaines.
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