Germany or Florida 6/9/06 - ANSWERED

[knapplc]

The Official Germany or Florida Theme Song:
Things are sick and twisted
From too much sun and Nazis
Sex, meth, and death fetishes
Both of them have got these
Guaranteed not to bore ya
German-yyy or Florida
Other GoF Themes

And now, on to our show...

SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD - Police have arrested a gang who stole hundreds of top of the line cars piece by piece.

The gang, who stole car parts after getting jobs in the factories where they were made, was arrested in a massive police raid, sources said.

They had smuggled millions of pounds worth of cars out bit by bit in clothing and bags for six years before the scam was exposed.

So far three people have been arrested following a six-month investigation involving 200 police officers.

The investigation showed that many of the reassembled cars were stored nearby and then sold after reassembly.

Police organized crime department spokesman Peter Breitner said: "We found their stash but there was just so much there that we still haven't been able to clear out the warehouse."

[steelerfan513]

youre trying to throw us off with the name peter breitner. there are no worthwhile cars in florida; they are all the cars that the old people drive. and there are a lot of good cars in germany.

im goin germany. (please do the same vaderfin... )

[dream_017]

Looking for my first 4 game winning streak

I go with Germany

[onnestabe]

I said Germany as well, just because I don't know of any high-end car factories in Florida to steal from.

[moonhead]

I said Germany as well, just because I don't know of any high-end car factories in Florida to steal from.

exactly.

germany.

[J2thez929]

Gonna go with Florida here

[Dan Lambskin]

Germany, i dont know of any Florida auto factories, but i guess there could be some.

was Johnny Cash their inspiration?

Well, I left Kentucky back in '49
An' went to Detroit workin' on a 'sembly line
The first year they had me puttin' wheels on cadillacs

Every day I'd watch them beauties roll by
And sometimes I'd hang my head and cry
'Cause I always wanted me one that was long and black.

One day I devised myself a plan
That should be the envy of most any man
I'd sneak it out of there in a lunchbox in my hand
Now gettin' caught meant gettin' fired
But I figured I'd have it all by the time I retired
I'd have me a car worth at least a hundred grand.

CHORUS
I'd get it one piece at a time
And it wouldn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I come through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the only one there is a round.

So the very next day when I punched in
With my big lunchbox and with help from my friends
I left that day with a lunch box full of gears
Now, I never considered myself a thief
GM wouldn't miss just one little piece
Especially if I strung it out over several years.

The first day I got me a fuel pump
And the next day I got me an engine and a trunk
Then I got me a transmission and all of the chrome
The little things I could get in my big lunchbox
Like nuts, an' bolts, and all four shocks
But the big stuff we snuck out in my buddy's mobile home.

Now, up to now my plan went all right
'Til we tried to put it all together one night
And that's when we noticed that something was definitely wrong.

The transmission was a '53
And the motor turned out to be a '73
And when we tried to put in the bolts all the holes were gone.

So we drilled it out so that it would fit
And with a little bit of help with an A-daptor kit
We had that engine runnin' just like a song
Now the headlight' was another sight
We had two on the left and one on the right
But when we pulled out the switch all three of 'em come on.

The back end looked kinda funny too
But we put it together and when we got thru
Well, that's when we noticed that we only had one tail-fin
About that time my wife walked out
And I could see in her eyes that she had her doubts
But she opened the door and said "Honey, take me for a spin."

So we drove up town just to get the tags
And I headed her right on down main drag
I could hear everybody laughin' for blocks around
But up there at the court house they didn't laugh
'Cause to type it up it took the whole staff
And when they got through the title weighed sixty pounds.

CHORUS
I got it one piece at a time
And it didn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I come through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the only one there is around.

(Spoken) Ugh! Yow, RED RYDER
This is the COTTON MOUTH
In the PSYCHO-BILLY CADILLAC Come on

Huh, This is the COTTON MOUTH
And negatory on the cost of this mow-chine there RED RYDER
You might say I went right up to the factory
And picked it up, it's cheaper that way
Ugh!, what model is it?

Well, It's a '49, '50, '51, '52, '53, '54, '55, '56
'57, '58' 59' automobile
It's a '60, '61, '62, '63, '64, '65, '66, '67
'68, '69, '70 automobile.

[The_Dude]

I said Germany as well, just because I don't know of any high-end car factories in Florida to steal from.

exactly.

germany.

My thought as well - lots of high end car factories in Germany.

Germany.

[Jimboozie]

This one seems like a slam dunk -- Germany.

[knapplc]

youre trying to throw us off with the name peter breitner.

Would I do that? Would I purposefully leave a name in an article that might steer you toward one place when it's really the other?

No WAY would I be that deceitful.

This one seems like a slam dunk -- Germany.

I would say the same thing.