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Postby jayday » Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:39 pm

Problems With Male Public Restrooms

I thought this was kinda funny...And the material is dead on too...
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Postby terpfan » Sun Jun 11, 2006 6:04 pm

Haha thats pretty good... We still have regular paper towel dispensers at Maryland.
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Postby steelerfan513 » Sun Jun 11, 2006 7:01 pm

touche. in my schools, youd be lucky to find any bathrooms that have toilet paper, soap, or paper towels. they suck :-P
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Postby moonhead » Sun Jun 11, 2006 8:26 pm

that's how i got crabs and syphillis.
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Postby no1cowboysfan » Sun Jun 11, 2006 8:36 pm

moonhead wrote:that's how i got crabs and syphillis.


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Postby creamdoorthirtyniner » Sun Jun 11, 2006 8:45 pm

:-b :-b What a dead accurate cartoon while it's at it too :-b
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Sun Jun 11, 2006 9:50 pm

I always carry a coffee can...just in case.
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Postby mysticphysh » Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:08 am

That was pretty funny. The sequal, women's restroom...not so much.
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Postby WickedSmaat » Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:21 am

Yeah the Womans restroom one kind of sucked. I'm suprised that he didn't talk about the code of what to do when you're stuck in the situation of 3 urinals and ones in use. Which one do you go to? But what if the one is the kiddy one that is right below your waste?
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Postby mysticphysh » Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:34 am

WickedSmaat wrote:Yeah the Womans restroom one kind of sucked. I'm suprised that he didn't talk about the code of what to do when you're stuck in the situation of 3 urinals and ones in use. Which one do you go to? But what if the one is the kiddy one that is right below your waste?


He actually did mention the multiple urinals in use in the Women's one. He starts off by saying he'd become a restroom expert and it cut to him standing at one end of a line of urinals and another guy using one at the other end, with two inbetween. Some guy comes in and whispers something to him, and he says something about using one next to somebody is ok if there's no choice in it.
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