Germany or Florida - The Raciest GoF yet!!! - ANSWERED

[knapplc]

The Official Germany or Florida Theme Song:
Things are sick and twisted
From too much sun and Nazis
Sex, meth, and death fetishes
Both of them have got these
Guaranteed not to bore ya
German-yyy or Florida
Other GoF Themes

And now, on to our show...

Individually tailored condoms that are anatomically designed to fit each penis perfectly will be going on sale soon.

A 36-year-old businessman is behind Lust for Life, which has invented a system to make personalized prophylactics.

Using a machine that measures each member to produce a unique 3D computer image, the entrepreneur then lets his customers choose the thickness of the condom and add extra details.

He said: "These condoms will fit so well you will hardly notice you are wearing one. We can make them wafer thin or fist thick and 'engrave' them with your signature wrapped around the base."

The service will cost around $11,000 for a "large but an as yet unspecified number" but he insists the price is worth it as his condoms are comfier and safer.

"Engraved with your signature?"

Just don't get them engraved with, say, your girlfriend's name. If you split up, Rebound Girl may not take it too kindly that you're using someone else's special love socks.

And, for over one grand, you'd better be getting a lifetime supply of these things.

[Madison]

And, for over one grand, you'd better be getting a lifetime supply of these things.

Read it again and you'll see it's over ELEVEN grand.


That's a whole lot of money for condoms.

[SwiperNoSwiping]

This one's Germany. No question.

[Dan Lambskin]

Germany.

...and i'd get my sig in 1 inch block letters

[jayday]

Hmm....The dollar mention is throwing me off because Germans use the Euro......But I'm still going with Germany....

[moonhead]

only those german sex freaks would think of something like this. people in florida don't have sex. they might break their replacement hips.

[dream_017]

Germany

[TheBigBakedBean]

It's gotta be Florida. If it were Germany, the company wouldn't be called "Lust for Life"...it would be something a little more obvious. Only in America do companies that make sexual products have cute, inoffensive names that barely hint at what they do.

If they are going to do this process, they should sell rubber lifesize replicas, too. You know, for when she really misses you...

[onnestabe]

I said, Germany, but I am a little worried about this one.

And who would spend $11,000 on this? Wouldn't it be better to get normal (and less creepy condoms) and apply the $10,995 you have left over towards using those condoms more often (let's face it, money always helps when it comes to attracting the ladies)?

[Sixxgunn]

It's gotta be Florida. If it were Germany, the company wouldn't be called "Lust for Life"...it would be something a little more obvious. Only in America do companies that make sexual products have cute, inoffensive names that barely hint at what they do.

If they are going to do this process, they should sell rubber lifesize replicas, too. You know, for when she really misses you...

That's an excellent point. Europeans are much more risque, and would probably call it something like...well, after thinking about it I shouldn't type what I really think they would be called or risk suffering the Wrath of the Mods.