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Where in the world can you get customized condoms, coming soon to a store near you?

Poll ended at Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:01 am

Germany
14
74%
Florida
5
26%
 
Total votes : 19

Postby TheBigBakedBean » Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:07 pm

I wonder if your $11,000 box of condoms will come with different kinds for different levels of arousal, like band-aids come in different sizes. Because, you know, you'd hate to waste one of the "damn, I doubt there is any blood making it to my brain" connies when one of the "just a lil' chubby" ones would do the trick.
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Postby terpfan » Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:13 pm

I'm like 99% sure this is Germany...
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Postby Jimboozie » Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:39 pm

Who the hell would pay 11 Grand for condoms??

Pull-out method.....free.

I vote for Germany.
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Postby onnestabe » Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:50 pm

Jimboozie wrote:Who the hell would pay 11 Grand for condoms??

Pull-out method.....free.

I vote for Germany.


Free, but does not prevent pregnancy or crotch goblins...
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Postby knapplc » Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:55 pm

onnestabe wrote:
Jimboozie wrote:Who the hell would pay 11 Grand for condoms??

Pull-out method.....free.

I vote for Germany.


Free, but does not prevent pregnancy or crotch goblins...


Do I even want to know what a "crotch goblin" is? 8-o 8-o
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Postby suppasonic » Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:57 pm

This one is Florida. Not enough of a market in Germany for 11 thousand dollar condoms.
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Postby The_Captain » Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:57 pm

This has Germany written all over it....
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Postby Tiki » Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:20 pm

knapplc wrote:
onnestabe wrote:
Jimboozie wrote:Who the hell would pay 11 Grand for condoms??

Pull-out method.....free.

I vote for Germany.


Free, but does not prevent pregnancy or crotch goblins...


Do I even want to know what a "crotch goblin" is? 8-o 8-o
I always thought Moonhead was the crotch Goblin... ;-)
Keep it lit.
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:27 pm

Tiki wrote:
knapplc wrote:
onnestabe wrote:
Jimboozie wrote:Who the hell would pay 11 Grand for condoms??

Pull-out method.....free.

I vote for Germany.


Free, but does not prevent pregnancy or crotch goblins...


Do I even want to know what a "crotch goblin" is? 8-o 8-o
I always thought Moonhead was the crotch Goblin... ;-)


no, no, he's always Goblin Crotch :-b
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Postby onnestabe » Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:34 pm

knapplc wrote:
onnestabe wrote:
Jimboozie wrote:Who the hell would pay 11 Grand for condoms??

Pull-out method.....free.

I vote for Germany.


Free, but does not prevent pregnancy or crotch goblins...


Do I even want to know what a "crotch goblin" is? 8-o 8-o


Slang for STDs, old man ;-)
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