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Where in the world can you get customized condoms, coming soon to a store near you?

Poll ended at Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:01 am

Total votes : 19

Postby VaderFin » Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:25 pm

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Postby lmcjaho » Wed Jun 14, 2006 1:59 am

I think knapp screwed up with the 1 grand comment - it was probably in German currency and he converted to dollahs to obfuscate things and slipped an extra 1 in by mistake...

I go with Germany...
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Postby knapplc » Wed Jun 14, 2006 7:40 am

Everyone gets a Germany or Florida wrong sometimes.

This time it was ME. Like lmcjaho said, I converted this from British pounds to US dollars, but apparently in the story I ham-fisted it and instead of $1,100 I put $11,000. So this one's on me. :-/

And by the way, the answer is.... GERMANY!!!

Individually tailored condoms that are anatomically designed to fit each penis perfectly are going on sale in Germany.

Businessman Oliver Gothe, 36, is behind the Cologne-based company Lebenslust (Lust for Life), which has invented a system to make personalised prophylactics.

Using a machine that measures each member to produce a unique 3D computer image, Gothe then lets his customers choose the thickness of the condom and add extra details.

Gothe said: "These condoms will fit so well you will hardly notice you are wearing one. We can make them wafer thin or fist thick and 'engrave' them with your signature wrapped around the base."

The service will cost around £600 for a "large but an as yet unspecified number" but Gothe insists the price is worth it as his condoms are comfier and safer.
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed Jun 14, 2006 7:54 am

I think that's 2 in a row for me. That's what I call a win streak! :-B
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