Germany or Florida - 6/14/06 ANSWERED

[knapplc]

The Official Germany or Florida Theme Song:
Things are sick and twisted
From too much sun and Nazis
Sex, meth, and death fetishes
Both of them have got these
Guaranteed not to bore ya
German-yyy or Florida
Other GoF Themes

And now, on to our show...

A frustrated housewife called police because her husband would not stop watching porn.

The 44-year-old woman called the police and told the dispatcher in a weepy voice there was an emergency.

But when officers arrived at the scene they found her pacing the apartment while her husband, 46, sat in front of the TV watching a movie.

She told the police: "Nothing will move him, not even if I offer him the real thing, and he has the TV on so loud I'm sure the neighbors can hear it."

She was told however that there was nothing the police could do in such a case, but refer her to a counselor for help.

Either she's homely, very bad at what she does, or hubby is a freak. There's nothing worth watching in a porn movie, that's for sure.

[TheBigBakedBean]

Gotta be Florida. Waaaay hotter women in Germany.

[onnestabe]

Gotta be Florida. Waaaay hotter women in Germany.

Not too sure about that statement, but I also went with Florida.

[The_Dude]

The taboo nature of sexuality in this country leads me to believe that this has gotta be Florida.

[knapplc]

Gotta be Florida. Waaaay hotter women in Germany.

Have you been to Florida? I would give the title of Hottest Natives to Florida over Germany any day.

[moonhead]

florida. vader, get off your butt.

[SwiperNoSwiping]

The Germany streak continues.

[steelerfan513]

florida. vader, get off your butt.

just what i was thinking

florida

[terpfan]

I like Florida here.

[knapplc]

florida. vader, get off your butt.

just what i was thinking

florida

Remember, he can't access from work any more. He won't be alleging "LIES!!!" until this evening.