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And now, on to our show...
A frustrated housewife called police because her husband would not stop watching porn.
The 44-year-old woman called the police and told the dispatcher in a weepy voice there was an emergency.
But when officers arrived at the scene they found her pacing the apartment while her husband, 46, sat in front of the TV watching a movie.
She told the police: "Nothing will move him, not even if I offer him the real thing, and he has the TV on so loud I'm sure the neighbors can hear it."
She was told however that there was nothing the police could do in such a case, but refer her to a counselor for help.
Either she's homely, very bad at what she does, or hubby is a freak. There's nothing worth watching in a porn movie, that's for sure.