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Where was the wife was so frustrated with the hubby's porn habit she called the Cops?

Poll ended at Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:10 am

Germany
4
27%
Florida
11
73%
 
Total votes : 15

Postby Calyxes » Wed Jun 14, 2006 7:15 pm

I got to go with florida
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Postby no1cowboysfan » Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:36 pm

I'm going with Germany. Guy probably looks like this...

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Postby TheBigBakedBean » Wed Jun 14, 2006 9:09 pm

It was probably not a movie he was watching, but the World Cup. knapp just changed that part because it would have given it away...
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Postby knapplc » Wed Jun 14, 2006 9:13 pm

TheBigBakedBean wrote:It was probably not a movie he was watching, but the World Cup. knapp just changed that part because it would have given it away...



Nah.

I might have changed the title of the movie O:-) but it was really a movie.
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Postby houstonherdfan » Wed Jun 14, 2006 10:46 pm

has to be florida. Europe is to free with the sexual mores. anything goes over there. At least it used to whan I was in the military.
You could think of government workers like teenagers. You pay them an allowance, but do you get any work out them? They eat the food, put their feet on the furniture and complain loudly whenever they are unhappy.
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Postby knapplc » Thu Jun 15, 2006 7:43 am

So many streaks are falling these days....

And the answer is... GERMANY!!!

Good job, Swiper!! You got this one right away! ;-D



A frustrated German housewife called police because her husband would not stop watching porn movies.

The 44-year-old woman, from Aachen, dialled the emergency police number and told the dispatcher in a weepy voice there was an emergency.

But when officers arrived at the scene they found her pacing the apartment while her husband, 46, sat in front of the TV watching a blue movie.

She told the police: "Nothing will move him, not even if I offer him the real thing, and he has the TV on so loud I'm sure the neighbours can hear it."

She was told however that there was nothing the police could do in such a case, but refer her to a counsellor for help.
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