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An elderly shoplifter tries to bite his way to freedom. This just SCREAMS of:

Poll ended at Fri Jun 16, 2006 7:59 am

Germany
9
39%
Florida
14
61%
 
Total votes : 23

Germany or Florida - 6/15/06 ANSWERED

Postby knapplc » Thu Jun 15, 2006 7:59 am

The Official Germany or Florida Theme Song:
Things are sick and twisted
From too much sun and Nazis
Sex, meth, and death fetishes
Both of them have got these
Guaranteed not to bore ya
German-yyy or Florida

Other GoF Themes

And now, on to our show...

SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD - A 70-year-old shoplifter who tried to bite his way out of the clutches of police might have had more success if he had remembered to put his teeth in.

Police went to arrest the man after he failed to pay a fine for shoplifting. But when the squad arrived, he tried to flee through the back door, a police spokesman said on Thursday.

"It looks like he forgot to put his teeth in ... One of our police officers got bitten several times, but the man didn't leave anything but a wet patch," he said.
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Postby dream_017 » Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:05 am

Trying to start a new streak and I think this one is a trick :-? 70 year old I would normally go Florida but I went with Germany this time
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Postby knapplc » Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:06 am

dream_017 wrote:Trying to start a new streak and I think this one is a trick :-? 70 year old I would normally go Florida but I went with Germany this time


A trick? Would I do that to you guys? :-b
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Postby houstonherdfan » Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:29 am

eventually I got to get one of these correct. I am 0 for 6 in the ones I played.

Got to go with Florida on this one.
You could think of government workers like teenagers. You pay them an allowance, but do you get any work out them? They eat the food, put their feet on the furniture and complain loudly whenever they are unhappy.
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:30 am

Old people?


Florida.
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Postby onnestabe » Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:52 am

I said Florida - no reason other than the fact that no one lives past their 60s in Germany due to poor health standards

I am soooo joking with the reasoning, here, so don't get offended, Hasslehoff fans
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Postby TheBigBakedBean » Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:22 am

Omaha Red Sox wrote:Old people?


Florida.

Precicely my thinking.
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Postby Twisted Sister » Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:32 am

Are you kidding me... nothing more dangerous than a trapped proud old German. 70 years old...

Florida oldies are way too mellow.
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Postby Sixxgunn » Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:50 am

It's a trick! Whatever I vote, vote the other way! I have lost 4 straight voting FLA, so Knapp thinks I HAVE to vote FLA again, because what are the odds of it going to a fifth right? So he'll pick a Germany story. But, knowing the origin of the story and knowing that I knew the origin of the powder is Australia and it is peopled completely with criminals, and criminals are not to be trusted as you are not trusted by me. So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me...wait...where am I going with this? So anyway he would have chosen a FLA story knowing I wouldn't be stupid enough to vote for FLA FIVE times in a row, right? :-o


Never really made it clear what my vote was, did I? For a fifth straight vote...nah, I'm going with the Germans.
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Postby knapplc » Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:34 am

Sixxgunn wrote:It's a trick! Whatever I vote, vote the other way! I have lost 4 straight voting FLA, so Knapp thinks I HAVE to vote FLA again, because what are the odds of it going to a fifth right? So he'll pick a Germany story. But, knowing the origin of the story and knowing that I knew the origin of the powder is Australia and it is peopled completely with criminals, and criminals are not to be trusted as you are not trusted by me. So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me...wait...where am I going with this? So anyway he would have chosen a FLA story knowing I wouldn't be stupid enough to vote for FLA FIVE times in a row, right? :-o


But what if I have spent the last several years building up an immunity to Iocane Powder? Then where would you be?

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