Comedy.. Big Ben Scenerios

[TheOneManShow 26]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=142238

My favorite has to be Eli Manning

"Archie would have intervened and forced Philip Rivers to get on the motorcycle"

[Guttpuppy]

Pretty funny, I like the Brady one.

[Warhawk]

The three funniest were consecutive, IMO...

Matt Hasselbeck – He would’ve been embarrassed, because five seconds before the crash he would have predicted that he would beat the car.

Marc Bulger – (Long silence). I got nothing. There’s not a single thing about Bulger that’s interesting.

J.P. Losman – He would’ve overshot and missed the car completely.

[UNDEFEATED]

ben toothless-berger

[Atog]

Carson Palmer – Kimo Von Oelhoffen would have been ticketed for an illegal left turn.

That's the best one in my book

[JStein]

Trent Green – If you think that car would’ve made it past Willie Roaf and Will Shields, you’re crazy.

Josh McCown – Matt Millen would’ve traded for a wide receiver to replace him.

Alex Smith – He would’ve secretly been grateful for missing the 49ers’ season.

Peyton Manning – During his first year back, the NFL would institute a special rule that nobody is allowed to touch Manning, and he only has to say the name of a receiver for it to count as a completed pass.


I think those were the best Especially the one on Trent Green.

[mutantseabass]

That was good

My faves-

Michael Vick – The media would be commenting on how he face-planted spectacularly, and no other quarterback could’ve done it.


Tom Brady – Angels would have descended and saved Tom from harm, and then after the other car stopped, Tom would have climbed into the back seat and given the driver a neck massage to calm her down.

David Carr – He would’ve been fine. He takes harder hits than that every Sunday.

[mysticphysh]

Matt Hasselbeck – He would’ve been embarrassed, because five seconds before the crash he would have predicted that he would beat the car.

That one actually made me laugh out loud. Some of the others just got chuckles.

[Jimboozie]

That guy is a freaking comedian!!!

You guys have rattled off most of the best ones, but this is a good yet to be mentioned....

Byron Leftwich – He would’ve been okay, but Fred Taylor would have been hospitalized with sympathy pains.

[no1cowboysfan]

Funny, funny stuff.

Pretty much all of them got a chuckle out of me. So I'll just post some random ones I like.


Steve McNair – He would have walked it off, because Steve McNair is tough, man. He’s really tough. Everyone would have been talking about how tough he is.

Alex Smith – He would’ve secretly been grateful for missing the 49ers’ season.

David Carr – He would’ve been fine. He takes harder hits than that every Sunday.

Trent Green – If you think that car would’ve made it past Willie Roaf and Will Shields, you’re crazy. (Chiefs forum ... go figure.
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