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Postby creamdoorthirtyniner » Sun Jun 18, 2006 6:39 pm

Love the Peyton and the Losman ones ;-D :-b
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Postby Netsfan5 » Sun Jun 18, 2006 8:14 pm

Peyton, Brady, McNair. Was hoping for a better Pennington one, but he said it straight.
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Postby Atog » Sun Jun 18, 2006 8:34 pm

I'd like to add...

The Detroit Lions-
The city demands that the injured quarterback is benched under the assumption that the backup quarterback is immune to automobile accidents.

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Postby Ripcord » Sun Jun 18, 2006 10:37 pm

come on the best was

Vince Young – Pfft. As if anything could hit Vince Young...
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Postby J2thez929 » Sun Jun 18, 2006 10:41 pm

Byron Leftwich – He would’ve been okay, but Fred Taylor would have been hospitalized with sympathy pains

That is one of my favs :-b
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Postby moochman » Sun Jun 18, 2006 10:47 pm

I think they missed Brooks. If he hit the car he would have suffered only minor scrapes and bruises as he would've have been thrown backwards off the bike.
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:27 am

i like these

Drew Brees – He would’ve been traded or cut because, hey, when you’ve got Reggie Bush you don’t need any other players.

Daunte Culpepper – Three years ago, he would have crushed the car and kept on going. Now, he would be injured and the driver of the car would have ended up with everything he was carrying.

Philip Rivers – Nobody knows…nobody has any idea at all.
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Postby Sixxgunn » Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:46 pm

Rex Grossman could have been better.

REX GROSSMAN: What do you mean, ride the bike? He only heard about the accident and is going to miss the rest of the season due to a broken ankle.

REX GROSSMAN: He escaped the accident untouched only to end his season by leaping from the bike when it was over and tearing his ACL.

You get the idea. Otherwise, some really funny stuff!
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