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Postby J2thez929 » Wed Jun 21, 2006 2:59 pm

ironman wrote:Ha. That reminds me of a time back in high school when my buddy and I went to buy a keg of beer. He had this ID he found of some 22-year old guy that looked just like him. Anyway, the customer service guy looks at the ID and figures out its not him, so he tells us to wait there while he calls security. We try to bolt but two managers stop us at the door.

So we end up in the loss-prevention office awaiting the police to arrive. When they get there one of the officers takes a look at the ID and it recognizes the guy as her frickin' cousin! Just a funny coincidence.

Oh yeah, we got off on a warning. My buddy was heading to basic training for the army in a couple weeks and the other cop was in the Army Rangers. He opted to let us go since charging him would've created a lot of red tape in getting him to basic training on time.

We then proceeded to the Kum & Go that never ID's people and bought 5 cases of beer. Ahh, to be 17 and stupid again!


Nice Ironman! Niiiice! You guys got totally lucky on that one ;-D
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:11 pm

J2thez929 wrote:
ironman wrote:Ha. That reminds me of a time back in high school when my buddy and I went to buy a keg of beer. He had this ID he found of some 22-year old guy that looked just like him. Anyway, the customer service guy looks at the ID and figures out its not him, so he tells us to wait there while he calls security. We try to bolt but two managers stop us at the door.

So we end up in the loss-prevention office awaiting the police to arrive. When they get there one of the officers takes a look at the ID and it recognizes the guy as her frickin' cousin! Just a funny coincidence.

Oh yeah, we got off on a warning. My buddy was heading to basic training for the army in a couple weeks and the other cop was in the Army Rangers. He opted to let us go since charging him would've created a lot of red tape in getting him to basic training on time.

We then proceeded to the Kum & Go that never ID's people and bought 5 cases of beer. Ahh, to be 17 and stupid again!


Nice Ironman! Niiiice! You guys got totally lucky on that one ;-D


Good story there ironman! :-b ;-D :-°
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Postby Sixxgunn » Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:46 pm

WickedSmaat wrote:You'd think Jody would be a girls name :-?


Funny you picked that out. I never gave that a second thought. But the bartender's name on the other hand...

Minor was at Dingus Magee's bar when he found a checkbook and began paying his tab with it, Briley said. One of the bar's employees realized the checks belonged to a fellow bartender Hubble Beasley, who called police.


Hubble? What am I, a man or a freakin' telescope?
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Postby moonhead » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:06 pm

what about dingus magee's bar!?

these names are wild. dingus. :-b
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Postby knapplc » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:18 pm

moonhead wrote:what about dingus magee's bar!?

these names are wild. dingus. :-b



I think this whole story is made up... :-?
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:37 pm

knapplc wrote:
moonhead wrote:what about dingus magee's bar!?

these names are wild. dingus. :-b



I think this whole story is made up... :-?


No it's not, I found it on the internet.
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Postby onnestabe » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:49 pm

knapplc wrote:
moonhead wrote:what about dingus magee's bar!?

these names are wild. dingus. :-b



I think this whole story is made up... :-?


You're just mad because it disproves the theory your little game is based on - not all weird stuff happens in Germany or Florida. I'm gonna vote Georgia on the next GoF poll ;-7 :-D
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Postby mysticphysh » Thu Jun 22, 2006 12:52 am

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
knapplc wrote:
moonhead wrote:what about dingus magee's bar!?

these names are wild. dingus. :-b



I think this whole story is made up... :-?


No it's not, I found it on the internet.


And if you cant trust the Internet, who can you trust???
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu Jun 22, 2006 7:37 am

mysticphysh wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:
knapplc wrote:
moonhead wrote:what about dingus magee's bar!?

these names are wild. dingus. :-b



I think this whole story is made up... :-?


No it's not, I found it on the internet.


And if you cant trust the Internet, who can you trust???


Comedy Central news?
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Postby moonhead » Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:08 am

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
mysticphysh wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:
knapplc wrote:
moonhead wrote:what about dingus magee's bar!?

these names are wild. dingus. :-b



I think this whole story is made up... :-?


No it's not, I found it on the internet.


And if you cant trust the Internet, who can you trust???


Comedy Central news?


it was on countdown with keith olberman on msnbc last night. ;-D
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