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SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD - A 440-pound man discovered that being overweight can be good for your health -- if you get run over by a car.
Police said the extra body mass prevented the 30-year-old man from suffering potentially fatal injuries when a passing car drove over him after he braked suddenly on his bicycle at a crossroads and fell off in front of the car.
"It certainly helped him in this case," said a spokesman for police on Monday. "Someone smaller would probably not have been so lucky."
The man dislocated his hip, which local doctors put back in place, but otherwise suffered only scratches and a bloody nose from the underside of the vehicle, police said.
A couple of comments about this story - first off, how does a 440 pound man find a bicycle that will carry him?
And, if he's that big (and the assumption would be "that round," how would a car roll over him? Are we to believe he was actuall UNDER the car? That seems just about impossible unless the guy was 6'8" or something and his mass was distributed kind of evenly.
I know at LEAST two people will get this one correct - it was sent to me by a couple of unnamed fans of GoF.
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