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Postby houstonherdfan » Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:05 pm

Man I just heard the funniest of all of these bud light commercials. Tried to find on the net but all I could find was the lirics.

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius.
Real Men of Genuis

Today we salute you Mr. Way Too Proud of Texas Guy.

Mr. Way Too Proud of Texas Guy!

Men from lesser states might know their state's capital, but you? You know you're state's bird, tree and even reptile.

Love that horny toad.

You display your pride with your Lone Star tattoo, "Native Texan" bumper sticker, and contempt for any state that doesn't start with "Tex" and end with "as."

That spells Texas.

Sure, there are 49 other states in the Union, but they are smaller, wussier, and the people talk funny.

Yankee wussies.

So crack open a nice cold Bud Light, oh lover of the Lone Star state. Because all that flag waving must have made you thirsty.
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Postby moonhead » Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:11 pm

lol. too true. turds.
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:11 pm

Man I hate Texas. :-# :-b ;-)
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Postby houstonherdfan » Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:49 pm

I kinda like living here. The only negative for me is that its so damn hot.
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Postby Tiki » Sat Jun 24, 2006 12:15 am

Haha, I haven't seen it. I keep an eye out for it! Sometimes I just tune commercials out. I am starring at the TV, but I can't hear what it's saying.
Keep it lit.
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Postby Free Bagel » Sat Jun 24, 2006 12:46 am

The first few Real Men of Genius commercials were unbeatable. This one was solid, but nowhere near those.

The FF parodies (particularly the FF excessive RB drafter one) were great as well.
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Postby PACKman1144 » Sat Jun 24, 2006 8:53 am

Nice. I always love when they bring out the new ones.

My fav right now is "Mr. Way too loud cell phone talker guy"
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Sat Jun 24, 2006 9:54 am

houstonherdfan wrote:I kinda like living here. The only negative for me is that its so damn hot.


In Houston it's the damn humidity. It's pretty humid up here, believe it or not, but nothing like Houston. I stepped out of that airport and BAM!. It was like hitting a wall of hot water. :-P
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Postby DelhommesFan1 » Sat Jun 24, 2006 11:38 am

that way to loud cell phone talker is pretty dang funny
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Postby Free Bagel » Sat Jun 24, 2006 12:55 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
houstonherdfan wrote:I kinda like living here. The only negative for me is that its so damn hot.


In Houston it's the damn humidity. It's pretty humid up here, believe it or not, but nothing like Houston. I stepped out of that airport and BAM!. It was like hitting a wall of hot water. :-P


Ever been to Central Florida?
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