A blonde walks into a New York City Bank and asks for the loan officer.
She says she is going to Europe on business for 2 weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says he will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a brand new Porsche parked out the front of the bank.
With the title and paper work all checked out, the bank agrees to accept the car as security for the loan.
The loan officer drives the new Porsche into the bank's underground garage and park's it there.
Two week's later the blonde returns, repays the $5,000's she loaned, and $15.40 interest that accumulated. The loan officer approaches the blonde and says "We here at the bank are very happy that this transaction has worked out, but while you were away, I checked you out, and I'm a little puzzled. I found out that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles me is why you would bother to borrow $5,000.
The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?
A blonde walks into a New York City Bank and asks for the loan officer.
She says she is going to Europe on business for 2 weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says he will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a brand new Porsche parked out the front of the bank.
With the title and paper work all checked out, the bank agrees to accept the car as security for the loan.
The loan officer drives the new Porsche into the bank's underground garage and park's it there.
Two week's later the blonde returns, repays the $5,000's she loaned, and $15.40 interest that accumulated. The loan officer approaches the blonde and says "We here at the bank are very happy that this transaction has worked out, but while you were away, I checked you out, and I'm a little puzzled. I found out that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles me is why you would bother to borrow $5,000.
The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that...........
1. she called me to get my phone number.
2. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate.".
3. she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
4.she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
5.she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
6.she tried to drown a fish.
7.she thought a quarterback was a refund.
8.she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
9.she tripped over a cordless phone.
10.she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
11.she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?"
The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing t he conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her......
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.
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>Subject: Fw: Blonde Painter
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> >This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
> >blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she
> >decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
> >
> >While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to
> >paint a couple of rooms in the house.
> >
> >The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down
> >to the task at hand.
> >
> >Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of
> >paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the
> >floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy
> >parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks
> >her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she
> >replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women
> >are dumb, and she wanted to do it, by painting the house. He then
> >asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket.
> >
> >She replied that she was reading the directions on the paint can and
> >it said . . .
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS"
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