The Ultimate Fantasy Football Pyramid
is throwing down the gauntlet for rookie and experienced FFLers alike. If you think you have the mettle to make a minimum three year commitment to compete against the best, then keep reading.
The timing of this post is intentional. This isn’t your grandmother’s league. FF is a year round sport. If you are interested, you go onto the waiting list and we fill spots every spring. (Fortuantely for you, we have a few spots open for 2006) Can you handle that? This is the most intense internet redraft league you will ever be a part of. If your pacemaker is starting to skip a beat, move on to the next thrilling “rate this trade” post. We areonly seeking the most dedicated fanatics in the FF realm, that not only means all season long, but for at least 3 consecutive seasons. Other leagues, talk the talk. Here, we put you to the test.
We are in our sixth season of the Ultimate Fantasy Football Pyramid. Over 200 of the toughest hombres have already embarked on their 3 year journey. Many of them are now a smear on the bottom of the feet of those climbing over their cold carcasses on the way up the Pyramid. Still think you have what it takes? Do you secretly consider yourself one of the bigger sharks on these boards surrounded by guppies?
OK, if you have continued reading this far, you must either be a bit touched in the head or seriously interested. Here is a general outline of the pyramid:
This is a 6 league 72 person competition. In the first year you will compete against 11 other owners to try and win your Super Bowl. Aside from your own league, two other 12 team leagues will comprise the bottom tier of the pyramid. At the conclusion of the season only the top teams will get the opportunity to move up to the next tier. So not only are you out to win your own SB, but you are also competing against 35 other owners to move up a tier. If you are the top team for THREE straight years, you will be crowned the Ultimate Fantasy Football Pyramid Champion. If you lose that first year, you are banished from the competition for another 365 days. Have I mentioned that we take our FF seriously here?
Close your eyes and picture the following: Three years of intense competition and trash talking. Three years of drafting and managing one of the pyramid’s best teams. Three years and you are crowned the champion. You stand alone on a mountain of broken and bloodied bodies, the 71 other owners you used to call the competition. You laugh as no one is left to challenge your FF supremacy. Brings a tear to your eye doesn’t it? If all you feel at this moment is indigestion, then I would suggest a tour of the FFA while they conduct another cereal draft.
And if that wasn’t enough, after winning it all, you get knocked down to the junior tier. I’ve tried telling you, this isn’t for pansies. Even when you win, you get your teeth kicked down your throat.
If you still haven’t left and think you have what it takes to make it to the top of the pyramid, then head on over to our message boards. There are only so many openings for the upcoming season and we keep a waiting list database on a first come first serve basis.
The following is a link to our message boards. We have all of our leagues hosted by myfantasyleague.com. If you have any questions feel free to ask, but please don’t post unless you are seriously interested. The reason this is one of the most sought after internet leagues, is the strength of our owners. We only accept the strongest and it’s best knowing going in, that you once you embark on your mission, you won’t have any friends on the inside.
It's a measly $10 a year to have the enjoyment of getting your head bashed in and possibly losing an organ. So head on over if you don't mind having your spleen handed to you on a platter...of course, considering these guys, it will probably have a bite out of it.
Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour, then you ARE the sucker.