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Postby WickedSmaat » Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:41 pm

Dr. Duran Duran wrote:
Redskins Win wrote:Payeeee Heeeeim His Money

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Awesome reference. God that movie was ahead of it's time. If that came out today it would be a smash hit. Malkovich just kills me as KGB in that film.


Yeah, and it's still a hit now. Check, Check, Check...
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Postby steelerfan513 » Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:42 pm

Jimboozie wrote:
citybirds27 wrote:
suppasonic wrote:Is the number you have his cell number or his home number?

If its his home, trace his address. Send him a $300 pizza bill. Or, find his parents and call them.


The Pizza thing is a real good idea, so is the parents ;-D


Yeah I like the pizza idea as a last resort thing. Just make sure you order Tofu pizza so the guy can't enjoy it.

His parents are probably...

A) Dead

B) Out of contact with him

C) In jail

D) In the mafia

E) All of the above :-B


i didnt know that they had a cemetary for past convicts. :-b
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Postby Kilroy » Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:59 pm

steelerfan513 wrote:
Jimboozie wrote:
citybirds27 wrote:
suppasonic wrote:Is the number you have his cell number or his home number?

If its his home, trace his address. Send him a $300 pizza bill. Or, find his parents and call them.


The Pizza thing is a real good idea, so is the parents ;-D


Yeah I like the pizza idea as a last resort thing. Just make sure you order Tofu pizza so the guy can't enjoy it.

His parents are probably...

A) Dead

B) Out of contact with him

C) In jail

D) In the mafia

E) All of the above :-B


i didnt know that they had a cemetary for past convicts. :-b


Or a jail for dead people.

GUARD: "D**N it stinks in here!"

GUARD #2: Allright Convicts, Roll Call! Anderson!

GUARD #2: Anderson!

GUARD #2: ANDERSON!!!

GUARD: Maybe he escaped?

:-B
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Postby steelerfan513 » Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:00 pm

Kilroy1872 wrote:
steelerfan513 wrote:
Jimboozie wrote:
citybirds27 wrote:
suppasonic wrote:Is the number you have his cell number or his home number?

If its his home, trace his address. Send him a $300 pizza bill. Or, find his parents and call them.


The Pizza thing is a real good idea, so is the parents ;-D


Yeah I like the pizza idea as a last resort thing. Just make sure you order Tofu pizza so the guy can't enjoy it.

His parents are probably...

A) Dead

B) Out of contact with him

C) In jail

D) In the mafia

E) All of the above :-B


i didnt know that they had a cemetary for past convicts. :-b


Or a jail for dead people.

GUARD: "D**N it stinks in here!"

GUARD #2: Allright Convicts, Roll Call! Anderson!

GUARD #2: Anderson!

GUARD #2: ANDERSON!!!

GUARD: Maybe he escaped?

:-B


:-b ;-D

do they also have a mafia in jail? :-? :-D
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Postby Jimboozie » Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:33 pm

Anything's possible when dealing with scum like these. ;-)
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:16 am

Dr. Duran Duran wrote:
Redskins Win wrote:Payeeee Heeeeim His Money

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Awesome reference. God that movie was ahead of it's time. If that came out today it would be a smash hit. Malkovich just kills me as KGB in that film.


;-D i pay you with your money
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Postby fiforce » Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:07 pm

one thing i do in money leagues, i talk to guys who have been in league for a while to get a read on commish. doesn't guarantee anything but has worked so far.
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Postby gablefan » Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:47 pm

Well The small claims court is out, because of "legalities" b, but here is something you could try.....


Make contact with him one more time demanding your money. If it doesn't work, and you are still pissed off. Call the IRS to let them know of his little scam. Since he obviously makes more than $500.00 a year doing this it should be considered income and taxable. Plus the IRS will give you a percentage of his money owed or some monetary reward. I know someone who works with the IRS. If you decide to go down that road, let me know and I will try to find him for you.
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Postby TTTBone » Wed Aug 09, 2006 4:13 pm

Make his life a living hell.
Here are a few suggestions I found that I like:

1) Call a local landscaping company, and have them bring a few tons of granite rocks to their house, and re-landscape their front yard while the person is at work. Have them rip up the current grass or whatnot, and dump rocks there.

2)Go to your local book store or 7-11 and get about 100 magazine subscription cards. Fill each one out with the person's info, and send them off.

3)Phone contractors, swimming pool companies, exterminators, etc. can stop by and give him estimates.

4) Look in swingers magazines for homosexual prostitutes. They are usually advertised as "masseurs" or "friends". Make a list of any that offer house calls and send half of them to the target's house. Also send some to each of his neighbors to create suspicion on their part of who they live next to.

5) Sign the victim up for all the armed forces. The amount of phone calls and literature sent to him is harassment enough.

6) The local post office provides a form for holding mail while you are on vacation. Fill one out since he will be out of town for a month. After that, forward it (with another form) to somewhere in Zimbabwe. If that isn't enough, steal their mail.. incoming and outgoing.

Make him pay for his disrespect!
B-) :-b
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Postby knapplc » Wed Aug 09, 2006 4:47 pm

TTTBone wrote:Make his life a living hell.
Here are a few suggestions I found that I like:

1) Call a local landscaping company, and have them bring a few tons of granite rocks to their house, and re-landscape their front yard while the person is at work. Have them rip up the current grass or whatnot, and dump rocks there.

2)Go to your local book store or 7-11 and get about 100 magazine subscription cards. Fill each one out with the person's info, and send them off.

3)Phone contractors, swimming pool companies, exterminators, etc. can stop by and give him estimates.

4) Look in swingers magazines for homosexual prostitutes. They are usually advertised as "masseurs" or "friends". Make a list of any that offer house calls and send half of them to the target's house. Also send some to each of his neighbors to create suspicion on their part of who they live next to.

5) Sign the victim up for all the armed forces. The amount of phone calls and literature sent to him is harassment enough.

6) The local post office provides a form for holding mail while you are on vacation. Fill one out since he will be out of town for a month. After that, forward it (with another form) to somewhere in Zimbabwe. If that isn't enough, steal their mail.. incoming and outgoing.

Make him pay for his disrespect!
B-) :-b


Errrrr.... Remind my to stay on TTT's good side! :-o
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