Who buys this stuff. Some pretty funny ones in here. Yes they are all real, link is NSFW so I did a little cutting and pasting here.
"The Wackiest Candies You'll Never Want To Eat"
This wacky candy comes packaged the same way as real bacon. In fact, it even looks like real bacon. But rather than toss it into a frying pan, you can put it right in your mouth and savor it. Sadly, Gummy Bacon does not actually taste like bacon. Click here to read more information on this wacky candy at Stupid's website.
"Insect N' Side"
Here's a toffee flavored, brittle-style candy with insects trapped inside giving it the look of cool fossilized amber, along with crickets, larva and a fern. Just remember not to give out these nasty candies during Halloween. Click here to read more information on this wacky candy at Amberica West's website.
This whole milk chocolate with hemp, cornflake and coffee taste reveals a new taste experience. There is a special element of enjoyment due to the hulled, roasted hemp seed. Do you still get the munchies after eating this? Click here to read more information on this wacky candy at Hempro's website.
This slithering, slimy, gooey, gummy octopus oozes out of the bag and into your mouth. The super sweet blueberry octopus swims in sour lemon gooey ooze. And also, Its sickeningly slimy appearance is sure to gross you out. Click here to read more information on this wacky candy at Real Cool Toys's website.
"Dog Food Candy"
Experience the joy of licking a dog dish clean with this fun cookie/candy combination. Kooky Chew comes in its very own small plastic dog bowl. Each bowl contains 2 1/2 ounces of delicious graham cracker flavor cookies. Click here to read more information on this wacky candy at Labmed's website.
Each delicious slab of strawberry flavored gummy meat is 4-3/4" x 3-1/2" and weighs an impressive 85 grams. Just remember not to put this crap on a grill or else you'll be in for a big surprise... just like John Travolta's movie career. Click here to read more information on this wacky candy at McPhee's website.
Here's some white chocolate and milk chocolate discs with lots of real, but dead ants inside. The best way to eat these is to convince yourself that there's little bits of raisins in them, or you can convince yourself not to eat these in the first place. Click here to read more information on this wacky candy at Globally Sweet's website.
"Ear Wax Candy"
It's a plastic ear filled with candy ear wax. Though it looks like the real thing, it's actually a fruit-flavored gel attached to a "Q-Tip" kind of thing that is used to pick and eat. I wonder if they make a nose/booger candy version. Click here to read more information on this wacky candy at Stupid's website.
"Chocka Ca Ca"
If you people haven't figured it out yet, this crappy candy comes with a real baby diaper and a piece of chocolate fudge inside. The fudge is shaped to look like a baby's fecal matter, except it melts in your mouth and not in your hands. Click here to read more information on this wacky candy at Stupid's website.
"Cat Butt Gum"
8 pieces of peppermint gum that can pack a massive punch to your mouth. With Catt Butt, your breath will smell like pure mint instead of butt. Unfortunately, there's no word on the upcoming gum pack called Catt Sack. Click here to read some more information on this wacky candy at Pulp Shop's website.