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Postby HskrPwr13 » Wed Aug 02, 2006 6:57 pm

I'm definitely ordering some of this stuff and taking it to work.
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed Aug 02, 2006 7:03 pm

My kid wanted some of this Fear Factor popsicles from the store a while ago. Had eyeballs and blood in them.

I don't think I could eat bacon gum, as much as I like both, but separately. :-P

I know a few people who'd be down for the Hemp Chocolate. :-°

The Cat Butt Gum and Ear Wax Gum are just disturbing.... :-[

I might be able to handle the strawberry steak and chocolate ants.
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Postby Sixxgunn » Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:37 pm

mutantseabass wrote:If the bacon one actually tasted like bacon, I would be in heaven!!


That was my thoughts. Then I went further down the list and lost my appetite. Even for bacon. :-P
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Postby citybirds27 » Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:41 pm

Creative Ideas ;-D

But disgusting ideas %-6
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:51 am

pretty...odd

i dont understand why go to all the trouble to make gummy bacon and not have it taste like bacon though
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Postby gablefan » Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:28 am

I'd try it all but the cat butt gum. Since my wife has been pregnant I have had to change the litter box.... Want nothing to do with cats, even if it is fake.
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:36 pm

gablefan wrote:I'd try it all but the cat butt gum. Since my wife has been pregnant I have had to change the litter box.... Want nothing to do with cats, even if it is fake.


yeah...not pleasant...my cat likes to jump in there while i'm cleaning it and make me wait
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Postby steelerfan513 » Thu Aug 03, 2006 1:03 pm

John Steinbeck wrote in Travels with Charley: In Search of America that when he went through Wisconsin, they had swiss cheese candy %-6
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Postby Popcynical » Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:26 pm

Mmm... some of those hemp chocolates look tasty. Not as good as these though:

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Postby mutantseabass » Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:13 am

Ok when I thought they really couldnt get any worse.....



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I first found the Candy Scabs a few weeks ago and knew I had stumbled onto a candy that is really and truly gross. They come on an adhesive bandage replica that sticks to skin and encloses a candy ‘scab’ for licking so you can keep some candy on you (hidden) for licking any time. These don’t actually hit the market until September of 2006, but when they do finally come out, I predict they will be a huge hit with kids across the country (and parents and adults will despise their very existence). I know I will be picking up a box, even if they are gross.


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Anyone who wonders how jellybeans could make our Top 10 Grossest Candy list has not tried these. They are disgusting. I reviewed them a while back and it still brings back bad memories for me. The flavors: Bacon, Black Pepper, Booger, Dirt, Earthworm, Ear Wax, Grass, Rotten Egg, Soap, and Vomit. Some of them aren’t too bad, like Black Pepper. Some of them are horrible: Earthworm, Rotten Egg, Earwax, and Vomit.

David and I actually both voted these to be #1 on the list but Victoria listed these much lower - if she had ever tried them I bet these would have taken the top spot. Try them and you’ll see that they deserve a spot on anyone’s Top 10 Grossest Candy list.

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This is a candy dispenser that looks like a nose that you strap to your face. It oozes candy slime and they encourage you to stick out your tongue and catch the drips from the nose. Some of the slogans: “It’snot what you think”, “candy slime filled”, “drippy”, and “catch it on your tongue”. Yes, snot is gross and this candy encourages you to eat candy snot.


The Band Aid one even made me a bit sick to my stomach. And im sick!!
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