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Postby danleroi22 » Sat Aug 05, 2006 9:57 am

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Postby The_Captain » Sat Aug 05, 2006 10:12 am

I obviously don't want to hijack a thread but since it's titled "Joke of the Day", I thought I'd post another funny one I received the other day......


Be very careful while typing the “To” address in an email:

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: April 11, 2005

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!

Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. It's hotter than blazes down here!
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Sat Aug 05, 2006 10:21 am

That is hilarious Cap. One of the funniest I've seen... :-b
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Postby moonhead » Sat Aug 05, 2006 10:21 am

good one cap! :-b ;-D
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Postby terpfan » Sat Aug 05, 2006 3:19 pm

Haha, both jokes are pretty good. Hadnt heard either of them before.
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Postby citybirds27 » Sat Aug 05, 2006 10:07 pm

:-b :-b ;-D
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Postby Attaboy » Sat Aug 05, 2006 10:56 pm

Q: Your dog is barking at the back door, he wants in. Your wife is yelling at the front door, she's locked out and wants in. Who do you let in?

A: Your dog. He'll shut up when you let him in.
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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Postby mutantseabass » Sun Aug 06, 2006 10:05 am

Attaboy wrote:Q: Your dog is barking at the back door, he wants in. Your wife is yelling at the front door, she's locked out and wants in. Who do you let in?

A: Your dog. He'll shut up when you let him in.


LMAO
Thats a classic!!! ;-D
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Postby Attaboy » Sun Aug 06, 2006 9:19 pm

After the church service today, I asked the pastor if it's a sin to play golf on Sunday. He said, "the way you play it's a sin every day."
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Postby Bravos of Steel » Sun Aug 06, 2006 10:34 pm

hahaha i gotta kick out of Cap's...anyways, the show must go on...

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After about 20 minutes of eating grass, one cow says to the other cow, "Say, y'ever wonder what would happen if one of us had that Mad Cow Disease?"

The other cow lifts his head slowly, makes an almost insulting look at the other cow, and proclaims "Why the hell would I be worried about that? I'm a squirrel!"
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