Joke of the day

[danleroi22]

[The_Captain]

I obviously don't want to hijack a thread but since it's titled "Joke of the Day", I thought I'd post another funny one I received the other day......


Be very careful while typing the “To” address in an email:

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: April 11, 2005

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!

Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. It's hotter than blazes down here!

[Omaha Red Sox]

That is hilarious Cap. One of the funniest I've seen...

[moonhead]

good one cap!

[terpfan]

Haha, both jokes are pretty good. Hadnt heard either of them before.

[citybirds27]

[Attaboy]

Q: Your dog is barking at the back door, he wants in. Your wife is yelling at the front door, she's locked out and wants in. Who do you let in?

A: Your dog. He'll shut up when you let him in.

[mutantseabass]

Q: Your dog is barking at the back door, he wants in. Your wife is yelling at the front door, she's locked out and wants in. Who do you let in?

A: Your dog. He'll shut up when you let him in.

LMAO
Thats a classic!!!

[Attaboy]

After the church service today, I asked the pastor if it's a sin to play golf on Sunday. He said, "the way you play it's a sin every day."

[Bravos of Steel]

hahaha i gotta kick out of Cap's...anyways, the show must go on...

In the midst of the Mad Cow Disease scare, two cows are grazing in the pasture, slowly eating grass.

After about 20 minutes of eating grass, one cow says to the other cow, "Say, y'ever wonder what would happen if one of us had that Mad Cow Disease?"

The other cow lifts his head slowly, makes an almost insulting look at the other cow, and proclaims "Why the hell would I be worried about that? I'm a squirrel!"