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Postby DocSlinky » Fri Aug 04, 2006 4:54 pm

http://celebrity.aol.com/people/ataol/a ... 71,00.html



And in a related story....the NY Health Department expects the rate of STD's to plummet in the coming year!
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Re: A Sign of the Apocalypse? Paris Hilton Going without se

Postby moonhead » Fri Aug 04, 2006 5:04 pm

DocSlinky wrote:http://celebrity.aol.com/people/ataol/a ... 71,00.html



And in a related story....the NY Health Department expects the rate of STD's to plummet in the coming year!


:-b

i wouldn't hit it with a stolen dick.
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Postby bagobonez » Fri Aug 04, 2006 5:09 pm

she's probably had enough of it to last a couple of lifetimes anyway. i imagine she's bored.
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Postby moonhead » Fri Aug 04, 2006 5:13 pm

wow. i just read half of that article. full of lies. i've seen her have sex on tape with 2 different men. pretty bum deal if both the guys you slept with made a tape and leaked them both out. no wonder you'd be sour on the whole sex deal. ;-7

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kissing where? }:-) :-b
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Postby maddog60 » Fri Aug 04, 2006 5:17 pm

I think she meant she wasn't having sex right at that moment, during the interview, or rather the duration of the question, I won't even give it the duration of the question and answer, because well, its Paris.
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Postby knapplc » Fri Aug 04, 2006 5:56 pm

The thing is that she's so butt-ugly that if she wasn't rich she'd be a virgin right now. Even as drunk as I've ever been I'd never hit that. :-P
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Postby moonhead » Fri Aug 04, 2006 5:57 pm

knapplc wrote:The thing is that she's so butt-ugly that if she wasn't rich she'd be a virgin right now. Even as drunk as I've ever been I'd never hit that. :-P


what did i just step in? oh knapp's BS! :-b
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Postby knapplc » Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:00 pm

moonhead wrote:
knapplc wrote:The thing is that she's so butt-ugly that if she wasn't rich she'd be a virgin right now. Even as drunk as I've ever been I'd never hit that. :-P


what did i just step in? oh knapp's BS! :-b


Nope - I'm not kidding. No BS. I have standards, that's all.

Seriously, does anyone think she's hot? There's just no way!
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Postby moonhead » Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:02 pm

knapplc wrote:
moonhead wrote:
knapplc wrote:The thing is that she's so butt-ugly that if she wasn't rich she'd be a virgin right now. Even as drunk as I've ever been I'd never hit that. :-P


what did i just step in? oh knapp's BS! :-b


Nope - I'm not kidding. No BS. I have standards, that's all.

Seriously, does anyone think she's hot? There's just no way!


she is thin. she is blond. she does have a lazy/weird eye. a man could do worse. ;-)
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Postby knapplc » Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:02 pm

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Who thinks this is hot? Not I. :-P
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