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Postby knapplc » Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:05 pm

moonhead wrote:she is thin. she is blond. she does have a lazy/weird eye. a man could do worse. ;-)


She is emaciated. She's as blonde as anyone else who bleaches their hair. Her eye is the least of the nastiness to be found on her face - her nose is huge, her chin is pointed, she has thin lips, she has cheekbones only if you paint them on.

Yes, you could do a lot worse, but for one of popular culture's "hottest women" of the moment, she leaves a lot to be desired.
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Postby maddog60 » Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:05 pm

Well, in her defense, and I certainly wouldn't put Paris in the "hottest woman in the world" competition, but she does have great legs, which your photo clearly neglects to show.

Her face just looks a little out of whack.
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Postby moonhead » Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:24 pm

yeah, you could've found a better photo, knapp. ;-)

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Postby mrblitz » Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:27 pm

I don't care... she is hot! ;-D
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Postby Guru13 » Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:29 pm

moonhead wrote:yeah, you could've found a better photo, knapp. ;-)

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if that aint hot than...well, I quit. well not really, but dang.
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Postby citybirds27 » Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:31 pm

FantasyFutballGuru13 wrote:
moonhead wrote:yeah, you could've found a better photo, knapp. ;-)

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if that aint hot than...well, I quit. well not really, but dang.


Yeah she is hot
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Postby TTTBone » Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:56 pm

knapplc wrote:The thing is that she's so butt-ugly that if she wasn't rich she'd be a virgin right now. Even as drunk as I've ever been I'd never hit that. :-P


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Yeah, knapplc, that's just nasty.
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Postby Twisted Sister » Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:22 pm

TTTBone wrote:
knapplc wrote:The thing is that she's so butt-ugly that if she wasn't rich she'd be a virgin right now. Even as drunk as I've ever been I'd never hit that. :-P


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Yeah, knapplc, that's just nasty.
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That picture is about 70% photoshop...

common, we've all done a lot worse.
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Postby moonhead » Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:24 pm

not me. i've been banging nikki hilton. ;-D :-b
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Postby Attaboy » Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:43 pm

I'd do her. After about 8 beers.
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