A Sign of the Apocalypse? Paris Hilton Going without sex!

[knapplc]

she is thin. she is blond. she does have a lazy/weird eye. a man could do worse.

She is emaciated. She's as blonde as anyone else who bleaches their hair. Her eye is the least of the nastiness to be found on her face - her nose is huge, her chin is pointed, she has thin lips, she has cheekbones only if you paint them on.

Yes, you could do a lot worse, but for one of popular culture's "hottest women" of the moment, she leaves a lot to be desired.

[maddog60]

Well, in her defense, and I certainly wouldn't put Paris in the "hottest woman in the world" competition, but she does have great legs, which your photo clearly neglects to show.

Her face just looks a little out of whack.

[moonhead]

yeah, you could've found a better photo, knapp.

[mrblitz]

I don't care... she is hot!

[Guru13]

yeah, you could've found a better photo, knapp.

if that aint hot than...well, I quit. well not really, but dang.

[citybirds27]

yeah, you could've found a better photo, knapp.

if that aint hot than...well, I quit. well not really, but dang.

Yeah she is hot

[TTTBone]

The thing is that she's so butt-ugly that if she wasn't rich she'd be a virgin right now. Even as drunk as I've ever been I'd never hit that.

Yeah, knapplc, that's just nasty.

[Twisted Sister]

The thing is that she's so butt-ugly that if she wasn't rich she'd be a virgin right now. Even as drunk as I've ever been I'd never hit that.

Yeah, knapplc, that's just nasty.

That picture is about 70% photoshop...

common, we've all done a lot worse.

[moonhead]

not me. i've been banging nikki hilton.

[Attaboy]

I'd do her. After about 8 beers.