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Postby Twisted Sister » Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:48 pm

Attaboy wrote:I'd do her. After about 8 beers.


You guys are such liars. :-[
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Postby aldridg6in » Fri Aug 04, 2006 10:07 pm

moonhead wrote:not me. i've been banging nikki hilton. ;-D :-b


Paris hot, but Nikki is much better.
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Postby J2thez929 » Sat Aug 05, 2006 6:04 pm

I'd hit that!

She would do anything your little heart desires... :-D
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Postby SkinSFan22 » Sat Aug 05, 2006 7:10 pm

paris is definitely hot but there are much more hotter and beautiful women out there in the world.

on a side note, has anyone heard paris's single from her debut album? :-D
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Mon Aug 07, 2006 9:18 am

sometimes she looks real hot/skanky, and if she wasnt famous i'd still hit it... and quit it
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Postby knapplc » Mon Aug 07, 2006 9:24 am

Twisted Sister wrote:
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knapplc wrote:The thing is that she's so butt-ugly that if she wasn't rich she'd be a virgin right now. Even as drunk as I've ever been I'd never hit that. :-P


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Yeah, knapplc, that's just nasty.
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That picture is about 70% photoshop...

common, we've all done a lot worse.

Or more.

OK - so I was being a bit over-harsh on Ms. Hilton. I don't like her face and I don't like her personality. She has great legs, but overall I like women who aren't so skinny.

Realistically I'd give her about 6/10. Skinny alone isn't enough to be "hot" in my book.
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Postby Redskins Win » Mon Aug 07, 2006 9:44 am

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moonhead wrote:yeah, you could've found a better photo, knapp. ;-)

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if that aint hot than...well, I quit. well not really, but dang.


yes she is hot. I've always thought that. and the fact that she's that wealthy and that well dirty makes her even hotter.

If she's just gonna be kissing then she can kiss my sausage all she want's. ;-D
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Postby disgruntledjetsfan » Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:24 am

Paris Hilton is hot. Those of you who say otherwise are liars :-# . It is true, she is not the hottest girl in the world, and doesn't compare to the likes of Jessica Simpson and such, but common, given the chance, you can't tell me you would pass it up :-D
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Postby knapplc » Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:30 am

disgruntledjetsfan wrote:Paris Hilton is hot. Those of you who say otherwise are liars :-# . It is true, she is not the hottest girl in the world, and doesn't compare to the likes of Jessica Simpson and such, but common, given the chance, you can't tell me you would pass it up :-D


I would pass it up. I can honestly tell you that.
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Postby Alkaholik » Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:40 am

knapplc wrote:I would pass it up. I can honestly tell you that.


unless your hitting something hotter than her right now, i dont believe you.

if you came home after work and found her naked on your bed in front of you, it would be a differnt story....

its like the ol saying that its easier to say no to something when its not on the table in front of you.
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