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Postby moonhead » Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:00 pm

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1937986.html

Deckchair trapped testicles

A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.

Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia, reports 24sata.

His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.

But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.

He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.


8-o :-b
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Postby Jimboozie » Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:02 pm

WOW, that is nuts.
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Postby onnestabe » Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:08 pm

Jimboozie wrote:WOW, that is nuts.


[groan]........[/groan] :-D
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Postby Popcynical » Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:14 pm

He shoulda just got somebody to bring him some ice...
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Postby bagobonez » Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:18 pm

onnestabe wrote:
Jimboozie wrote:WOW, that is nuts.


[groan]........[/groan] :-D


LMAO.
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Postby citybirds27 » Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:33 pm

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Postby steelerfan513 » Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:52 pm

:-{ %-6 :-S X-I :-P
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Postby TTTBone » Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:53 pm

George Costanza wrote:I was in the Pool! I WAS IN THE POOL!!!
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Postby moonhead » Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:14 pm

TTTBone wrote:
George Costanza wrote:I was in the Pool! I WAS IN THE POOL!!!


exactly what i was thinking. :-b
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Postby mutantseabass » Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:34 pm

That is hilarious!!!

Reminds me of a story they had on a local radio morning show here a few years back where a guy got his manhood stuck in the intake of a pool filter at a hotel. He was stuck in there all night and the paramedics/firefighters had to come in to free him.
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