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Postby mutantseabass » Sat Aug 05, 2006 6:41 pm

Popcynical wrote:
UTLonghorns wrote:MSB, I heard about this guy that gave him kid a car for when he lost his first tooth.

That guy won the lottery.


"Let me give you a brand new Mercedes at age 5 so that when you're finally old enough to drive it, it'll be outdated anyways!"



Sounds like Dad wanted an excuse to buy himself a new car :-b
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Postby houstonherdfan » Sat Aug 05, 2006 8:08 pm

I guess the tooth fariy in our area is cheap. It gives a dollar.
You could think of government workers like teenagers. You pay them an allowance, but do you get any work out them? They eat the food, put their feet on the furniture and complain loudly whenever they are unhappy.
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Postby aldridg6in » Sat Aug 05, 2006 8:11 pm

houstonherdfan wrote:I guess the tooth fariy in our area is cheap. It gives a dollar.


The tooth fairy in the movie Darkness Falls kills people. I'd rather have the dollar.
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Postby The_Captain » Sat Aug 05, 2006 8:11 pm

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The_Captain wrote:I used to get $.25 when I was kid and losing teeth (some 30 years ago) but when our eldest started losing her teeth the going rate?

$5.00 big smackers!


They had quarters back then??? I thought you would have gotten 3 animal pelts and a new piece of flint.


It was actually 2 fossilized animal pellets and a wooden nickel..... :-b
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Postby mutantseabass » Sat Aug 05, 2006 8:12 pm

houstonherdfan wrote:I guess the tooth fariy in our area is cheap. It gives a dollar.


Send that tooth fairy up here ;-D
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Postby The_Captain » Sat Aug 05, 2006 8:15 pm

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houstonherdfan wrote:I guess the tooth fariy in our area is cheap. It gives a dollar.


The tooth fairy in the movie Darkness Falls kills people. I'd rather have the dollar.


Given the choice between death and a dollar - the dollar everytime. Though I don't think I'll use that story on my girls....the little one will consider it a challenge the oldest one will be scared and up all night....waking me up.....
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Postby thatonepoorkid » Sat Aug 05, 2006 8:17 pm

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UTLonghorns wrote:I used to get 5 dollars for my first, and then 2 for the ongoing ones.


Same

but i got 10 for my last one


Weren't you like 13 by then?


yeah but i have younger brothers and my parents needed to keep the tooth fariy thing going for them more then me.
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Postby mutantseabass » Sat Aug 05, 2006 8:19 pm

The_Captain wrote:
mutantseabass wrote:
The_Captain wrote:I used to get $.25 when I was kid and losing teeth (some 30 years ago) but when our eldest started losing her teeth the going rate?

$5.00 big smackers!


They had quarters back then??? I thought you would have gotten 3 animal pelts and a new piece of flint.


It was actually 2 fossilized animal pellets and a wooden nickel..... :-b


What was fossilized back then?? The earth was too new to fossilize anything :-b
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Postby The_Captain » Sat Aug 05, 2006 8:26 pm

mutantseabass wrote:
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mutantseabass wrote:
The_Captain wrote:I used to get $.25 when I was kid and losing teeth (some 30 years ago) but when our eldest started losing her teeth the going rate?

$5.00 big smackers!


They had quarters back then??? I thought you would have gotten 3 animal pelts and a new piece of flint.


It was actually 2 fossilized animal pellets and a wooden nickel..... :-b


What was fossilized back then?? The earth was too new to fossilize anything :-b


LMAO! :-b

Well, we usually let the pellets dry in the hot sun on a rock so....it was possible.....
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Postby aldridg6in » Sat Aug 05, 2006 8:35 pm

The_Captain wrote:
mutantseabass wrote:
The_Captain wrote:
mutantseabass wrote:
The_Captain wrote:I used to get $.25 when I was kid and losing teeth (some 30 years ago) but when our eldest started losing her teeth the going rate?

$5.00 big smackers!


They had quarters back then??? I thought you would have gotten 3 animal pelts and a new piece of flint.


It was actually 2 fossilized animal pellets and a wooden nickel..... :-b


What was fossilized back then?? The earth was too new to fossilize anything :-b


LMAO! :-b

Well, we usually let the pellets dry in the hot sun on a rock so....it was possible.....


I think we studied some of these fossils in my anthropology class in Chapel Hill, right after we covered dinosaurs.
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