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Postby Guru13 » Sun Aug 06, 2006 10:26 am

I had kind of a guilty feeling morning at church today, well first off two rows in front of me there was this chick, prolly 20-something who didn't have the greatest face, but had the nicest rear ever, perty indeed, so I was slightly sidetracked by that, but today the priest says "lets us pray for all those who are sick, yada yada, and those who are waiting for results of a test, and I thought to myself, I wonder how benson's x-rays went? only to realize that it had been posted yesterday, and quit worrying about it, but I mean, thats kinda sad, go to church, supposed to be praying for sick people and the first thing that pops into my head is cedric benson, wierd. :-b
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Postby jayday » Sun Aug 06, 2006 10:34 am

Lmao, that is definitely a sign of FF addiction :-b :-b :-b
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Postby moonhead » Sun Aug 06, 2006 10:41 am

what's church?
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Re: this morning at church

Postby josebach » Sun Aug 06, 2006 12:17 pm

FantasyFutballGuru13 wrote:I had kind of a guilty feeling morning at church today, well first off two rows in front of me there was this chick, prolly 20-something who didn't have the greatest face, but had the nicest rear ever, perty indeed, so I was slightly sidetracked by that, but today the priest says "lets us pray for all those who are sick, yada yada, and those who are waiting for results of a test, and I thought to myself, I wonder how benson's x-rays went? only to realize that it had been posted yesterday, and quit worrying about it, but I mean, thats kinda sad, go to church, supposed to be praying for sick people and the first thing that pops into my head is cedric benson, wierd. :-b


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Postby The_Captain » Sun Aug 06, 2006 12:22 pm

It's okay FFG - I think we all have drifted off to the land of Fantasy Fooball during church. I found myself doing it this morning as well...
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Postby Canadian Seahawk » Sun Aug 06, 2006 12:23 pm

FantasyFutballGuru13 wrote:I had kind of a guilty feeling morning at church today, well first off two rows in front of me there was this chick, prolly 20-something who didn't have the greatest face, but had the nicest rear ever, perty indeed, so I was slightly sidetracked by that, but today the priest says "lets us pray for all those who are sick, yada yada, and those who are waiting for results of a test, and I thought to myself, I wonder how benson's x-rays went? only to realize that it had been posted yesterday, and quit worrying about it, but I mean, thats kinda sad, go to church, supposed to be praying for sick people and the first thing that pops into my head is cedric benson, wierd. :-b


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Postby knapplc » Sun Aug 06, 2006 12:26 pm

The_Captain wrote:It's okay FFG - I think we all have drifted off to the land of Fantasy Fooball during church. I found myself doing it this morning as well...


I don't think I've ever been too concerned about FF at church, but there are some very pretty women at my church, and my eyes have wandered before.

It's part of being male. You should try not to of course, but it's not like you're going to get in deep water with God for it.

Trying not to sin is like trying to dry yourself off while you're still in the pool. No matter how big your beach towel, you're still going to be soaked. God is very forgiving. If He wasn't we'd all be dodging fire and brimstone day by day. :-b

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Postby The_Captain » Sun Aug 06, 2006 12:31 pm

knapplc wrote:
The_Captain wrote:It's okay FFG - I think we all have drifted off to the land of Fantasy Fooball during church. I found myself doing it this morning as well...


I don't think I've ever been too concerned about FF at church, but there are some very pretty women at my church, and my eyes have wandered before.

It's part of being male. You should try not to of course, but it's not like you're going to get in deep water with God for it.

Trying not to sin is like trying to dry yourself off while you're still in the pool. No matter how big your beach towel, you're still going to be soaked. God is very forgiving. If He wasn't we'd all be dodging fire and brimstone day by day. :-b

Do your best and don't beat yourself up.


Excellent analogy knapplc!

No matter how hard we try to avert our wandering eyes in church the sin was already announced before we even looked. He touches the guilt section of our brain to remind us where we are, we repent and are forgiven. The beauty of God's divine grace.
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Postby mrblitz » Sun Aug 06, 2006 12:53 pm

When my wandering eyes start going in church, I start to fall asleep. I don't go to church too much anymore, but when I do, everytime I fall asleep. I don't know what it is.
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Postby mutantseabass » Sun Aug 06, 2006 1:24 pm

moonhead wrote:what's church?


Sounds like a place with hot women and quiet time for deep thoughts of fantasy football
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