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Where was the housewife hankering for her hunky husband?

Poll ended at Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:22 am

Germany
12
67%
Florida
6
33%
 
Total votes : 18

Germany or Florida 8/8/06 - ANSWERED

Postby knapplc » Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:22 am

It's been a while so let's dive right in:

SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD (Reuters) - Local Police received an unusual call for help late Wednesday when a woman telephoned to complain her husband was not fulfilling his sexual obligations.

After the couple had been sleeping in separate beds for several months without intimate contact, the 44-year-old woman woke the husband, 45, in the middle of the night and demanded he satisfy her needs, a police spokesman said Thursday.

When her advances were refused, a fight broke out and she called the police and asked them to intervene, he added.

"The police officials did not feel able to resolve the dispute, let alone issue any kind of official order," Kemen said.

"And because no crime or infringement could be identified, all they could do was file a report in case intervention might be required at a later date," he added.

Police included a photo of the wife:

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Special thanks to MutantSeaBass for forwarding this article.
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Postby onnestabe » Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:28 am

I say Germany....mainly because I watch COPS, and from that I know that the police only go to one bedroom trailers in the U.S. And one bedroom trailers don't have enough room for seperate beds.
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Postby knapplc » Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:29 am

onnestabe wrote:I say Germany....mainly because I watch COPS, and from that I know that the police only go to one bedroom trailers in the U.S. And one bedroom trailers don't have enough room for seperate beds.

Ooooh - I didn't think of that! That may be the fatal clue that gives this one away! :-b
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Postby onnestabe » Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:31 am

knapplc wrote:
onnestabe wrote:I say Germany....mainly because I watch COPS, and from that I know that the police only go to one bedroom trailers in the U.S. And one bedroom trailers don't have enough room for seperate beds.

Ooooh - I didn't think of that! That may be the fatal clue that gives this one away! :-b


Yeah, I really try not to out-think myself with these things. :-D
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Postby mutantseabass » Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:34 am

onnestabe wrote:
knapplc wrote:
onnestabe wrote:I say Germany....mainly because I watch COPS, and from that I know that the police only go to one bedroom trailers in the U.S. And one bedroom trailers don't have enough room for seperate beds.

Ooooh - I didn't think of that! That may be the fatal clue that gives this one away! :-b


Yeah, I really try not to out-think myself with these things. :-D


and watch too much TV ;-) :-b
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Postby thatonepoorkid » Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:38 am

Its amazing how things turn around lol.

Im willing to bet that chick would never give the man any hanky for years.

Now that he has given up she wants him.

Lol sucks to be her.

This has got to be florida.
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Postby Redskins Win » Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:02 am

Ungratefull wench. it's always me me me. maybe if she'd give a little jeff smoker to him he'd be willing to reciprocate.
Nonetheless, they're too young to live in Fla, so I say Germany.
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Postby logan » Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:13 pm

germany for me as well. my track record with these things has sucked pretty badl lately so it's probably florida. ah well.
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:24 pm

Going Germany here...
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Postby Redskins Win » Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:51 pm

logan wrote:germany for me as well. my track record with these things has sucked pretty badl lately so it's probably florida. ah well.


I wanna change my vote :-b
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