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Postby Mercer Boy » Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:49 pm

I know these are horrible, but you just have to shake your head at this stuff.

Yahoo! News wrote:RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil (Reuters) - A Brazilian man died Tuesday when he tried to open what police believe was a rocket-propelled grenade with a sledgehammer in a mechanical workshop on the outskirts of Rio de Janeiro.

Another man who was in the workshop at the time of the explosion was rushed to a hospital with severe burns, a police officer told Reuters. The workshop was destroyed and several cars parked outside caught fire.

Police found several unexploded army issue rocket-propelled grenades in the workshop. They believe the ammunition had been brought there by scavengers wanting to sell them as scrap metal, but they also are investigating a possible link to Rio's heavily armed drug gangs who often raid military bases.


I do feel bad for the other guy who got burned though...how was he going to know his friend would be a total moron.
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Postby moonhead » Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:50 pm

i'm sorry i'm laughing my ass off at this. tragic though. what an idiot.
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Postby Mercer Boy » Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:53 pm

moonhead wrote:i'm sorry i'm laughing my ass off at this. tragic though. what an idiot.


Yeah, that's what I was trying to say...I'm laughing but it's really bad. Seriously, grenade + sledgehammer...how can his go WELL? :-?
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Postby mysticphysh » Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:54 pm

Let me punch this lion in the face to try to fix his hurting tooth.... :-]
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Postby Goody » Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:12 pm

This would make a great cartoon!
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Postby knapplc » Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:25 pm

Goody wrote:This would make a great cartoon!

Didn't they already do this? Wile E. Coyote comes to mind...
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:35 pm

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Postby Redskins Win » Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:41 pm

Although I found this guy ridiculously stoopid, I didn't even chuckle and I'm sick I tell you, SICK!
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:59 pm

That's hilariuos. I had to share that... :-b
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Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:24 pm

Nothing beats that story about the guy who shot his testicles after using a bullet to help get his truck's lights to work. Though it's old, I'll try to find the link for that story.
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