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Postby Mercer Boy » Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:33 pm

Dr. Duran Duran wrote:Nothing beats that story about the guy who shot his testicles after using a bullet to help get his truck's lights to work. Though it's old, I'll try to find the link for that story.


That's from Mythbusters...he put the bullet in the fuse box because it fit, and the thing exploded in there from the heat and supposedly hit him in the nards... :-P !+)
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:42 pm

Mercer Boy wrote:nards


Alright. I thought I was the only one who said 'nards'. :-b
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Postby mutantseabass » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:00 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
Mercer Boy wrote:nards


Alright. I thought I was the only one who said 'nards'. :-b



Kick the wolfman in the nards!
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Postby Tiki » Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:12 am

What a Maroon. Bugs BUnny accent
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Postby BGbootha » Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:53 am

mutantseabass wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:
Mercer Boy wrote:nards


Alright. I thought I was the only one who said 'nards'. :-b



Kick the wolfman in the nards!


WOLFMAN AIN"T GOT NO NARDS!!!!




KICK HIM ANYWAY



WOLFMAN GOT NARDS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby mutantseabass » Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:30 am

BGbootha wrote:
mutantseabass wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:
Mercer Boy wrote:nards


Alright. I thought I was the only one who said 'nards'. :-b



Kick the wolfman in the nards!


WOLFMAN AIN"T GOT NO NARDS!!!!




KICK HIM ANYWAY



WOLFMAN GOT NARDS!!!!!!!!!!!



Im glad someone got that ;-D
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:18 am

mutantseabass wrote:
BGbootha wrote:
mutantseabass wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:
Mercer Boy wrote:nards


Alright. I thought I was the only one who said 'nards'. :-b



Kick the wolfman in the nards!


WOLFMAN AIN"T GOT NO NARDS!!!!




KICK HIM ANYWAY



WOLFMAN GOT NARDS!!!!!!!!!!!



Im glad someone got that ;-D


i did, but what movie is it? Monster Squad or something?
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Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:58 am

What a moron- Sucks for the other guy that got hurt though.
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Postby gablefan » Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:31 am

Dan Lambskin wrote:
mutantseabass wrote:
BGbootha wrote:
mutantseabass wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:
Mercer Boy wrote:nards


Alright. I thought I was the only one who said 'nards'. :-b



Kick the wolfman in the nards!


WOLFMAN AIN"T GOT NO NARDS!!!!




KICK HIM ANYWAY



WOLFMAN GOT NARDS!!!!!!!!!!!



Im glad someone got that ;-D


i did, but what movie is it? Monster Squad or something?



Ughh yeah.... I think....Am I a nerd now???
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:25 pm

gablefan wrote:
Dan Lambskin wrote:
mutantseabass wrote:
BGbootha wrote:
mutantseabass wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:
Mercer Boy wrote:nards


Alright. I thought I was the only one who said 'nards'. :-b



Kick the wolfman in the nards!


WOLFMAN AIN"T GOT NO NARDS!!!!




KICK HIM ANYWAY



WOLFMAN GOT NARDS!!!!!!!!!!!



Im glad someone got that ;-D


i did, but what movie is it? Monster Squad or something?



Ughh yeah.... I think....Am I a nerd now???


what do you mean "now" ;-7
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