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Postby fullxtension » Thu Sep 25, 2003 12:16 pm

A company trying to continue its five-year perfect safety record showed its workers a film aimed at encouraging the use of safety goggles on the job. According to Industrial Machinery News, the film's depiction of gory industrial accidents was so graphic that twenty-five workers suffered minor injuries in their rush to leave the screening room. Thirteen others fainted, and one man required seven stitches after he cut his head falling off a chair while watching the film.
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Postby brownslover » Thu Sep 25, 2003 12:52 pm

That's hilarious!
What's your fat ass doing here?

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Postby Homeless » Thu Sep 25, 2003 2:33 pm

LOL, I dont believe it.
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Postby Canadian Seahawk » Thu Sep 25, 2003 8:15 pm

I love the ole saying,,,(when you get caught standing around talking football with 3 other co-workers) and you say to the bossman its ok its a safety meeting,,,,,,,nobody works nobody gets hurt ;-D
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Postby cwebb » Fri Sep 26, 2003 4:57 am

Canadian Seahawk wrote:I love the ole saying,,,(when you get caught standing around talking football with 3 other co-workers) and you say to the bossman its ok its a safety meeting,,,,,,,nobody works nobody gets hurt ;-D


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Postby kashikis » Fri Sep 26, 2003 8:17 am

lol thats great C-Hawk

ive read this before too but it still cracks me up
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