eaglesrule wrote:if he has an impact, it will be in making brown be a little more fantasy viable IMO.
I am "excited" about Baskett. But let's be serious too. It seems to have been a savvy move by the Eagles. But a rookie WR in s system that is notorious for making the wrong WR decisions. I won't go into the list of WRs the Eagles could have had via the draft, in a system that is hard to master. I don't see it. Thought you guys would like this though, someone posted it on the official Eagles forums.
Mind you the thread was "Baskett, best rookie wr ever"--let's just say expectations are a little ... bananas.
Basket is the best wr ever
He is 8 ft tall
He weighs over 835 lbs
He runs a 3.5 40 draging a car behind him
Basket in school once took the hand off from the QB and threw a 65 yd TD pass to himself.
One game basket went to strip an intercepted ball and accidently ripped the defenders head off, which he then ran in for a TD and spiked.
When a Rb has an injury basket will carry him into the end zone.
The eagles have hired a personal assistant for basket, and his only job is to send letters of condolence to opposing players basket accidently kills, or puts in a coma.
football has been called an analogy of war, but yet it is a warcrime to use basket against enemy soldiers.
They used to let basket kick 80 yrd feild goals, but stopped because the low angle of the kick causes defenders heads to explode if they get hit.
He Jumped on a fumble once and caused 5.2 earthquake.
Bill Brasky is a sonuva *****.
I remember one time, Brasky took his family to SeaWorld...They were watching Shamu the whale and Brasky got splashed. So Brasky yells, 'I'm Bill Brasky and no one gets me wet!' So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, 'Now how do you like it?' And then damn if Brasky didn't step in there and finish the show.
We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half — until sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. Well, the day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!'