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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:40 pm

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Postby Mercer Boy » Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:44 pm

That's all fine...but where is "natural causes??" :-?

I did enjoy seeing the "legal execution" on there. :-b
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Postby Metroid » Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:50 pm

Yikes 1 out of 119 from suicide thats sad. :-t

Also, use this graph as a warning...falling is very dangerous. :-b
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Postby KoRnholio » Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:52 pm

"Total odds of dying, any cause: 1 in 1; 100%"



Crap.
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Postby knapplc » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:15 pm

KoRnholio wrote:"Total odds of dying, any cause: 1 in 1; 100%"



Crap.


Yeah. Those are not good odds. :-o
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Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:45 pm

Geez- More people commit suicide than I thought.
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Postby onnestabe » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:57 pm

"Alcohol poisoning: 1 in 10,048"

I don't think I have ever actually gotten alcogol poisoning before, so that means I get 10,000 tries before I die? Sweet B-)

p.s. moon, I bet I can get there faster than you
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Postby Jimboozie » Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:04 pm

Fireworks discharge the least likely?

So why are parents so protective for nothing with fireworks? :-P
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Postby knapplc » Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:21 pm

onnestabe wrote:"Alcohol poisoning: 1 in 10,048"

I don't think I have ever actually gotten alcogol poisoning before, so that means I get 10,000 tries before I die? Sweet B-)

p.s. moon, I bet I can get there faster than you


I'll take Moon and handicap you two years on that, Abe! ;-)
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Postby josebach » Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:35 pm

Drowning 1 in 1008?

So of all Americans currently living, 300,000 of them will drown? :-?
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