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Jimboozie · by **Jimboozie** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:37 pm

josebach wrote:Drowning 1 in 1008?

So of all Americans currently living, 300,000 of them will drown?

Bad news for the Vikings. :-o

by **Dan Lambskin** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:51 am

onnestabe wrote:"Alcohol poisoning: 1 in 10,048"

I don't think I have ever actually gotten alcogol poisoning before, so that means I get 10,000 tries before I die? Sweet

p.s. moon, I bet I can get there faster than you

i may have, but i didnt die...i did get some wretched blackouts before though...those are always fun in their own way

i do like the 1 in 1 for dying of any cause, reminds me that we all have Imminent Death Syndrome

by **Redskins Win** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 8:24 am

It was motorhead (Lemy) that said it best

But it don´t make no difference
´cos I ain´t gonna be, easy, easy
the only time I´m easy´s when I´m
Killed by death
Killed by death
Killed by death
Killed by death

by **Metroid** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:17 am

Redskins Win wrote:It was motorhead (Lemy) that said it best

But it don´t make no difference
´cos I ain´t gonna be, easy, easy
the only time I´m easy´s when I´m
Killed by death
Killed by death
Killed by death
Killed by death

Excellent quote Lemy is a god! ;-D

by **Sixxgunn** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:53 am

knapplc wrote:
KoRnholio wrote:"Total odds of dying, any cause: 1 in 1; 100%"

Crap.

Yeah. Those are not good odds.

So far I'm beating those odds. Come and get me Mr. Reaper!

by **Redskins Win** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:59 am

Metroid wrote:
Redskins Win wrote:It was motorhead (Lemy) that said it best

But it don´t make no difference
´cos I ain´t gonna be, easy, easy
the only time I´m easy´s when I´m
Killed by death
Killed by death
Killed by death
Killed by death

Excellent quote Lemy is a god!

True:

"if god and lemy got in a fight who would win?"
"Lemy"
"bzzzzz, it's a trick questions, Lemy is God" ;-D

by **Dr. Duran Duran** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:49 pm

What? No death by Unga Bunga? 8-o

by **Metroid** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 3:43 pm

Dr. Duran Duran wrote:What? No death by Unga Bunga?

I love that joke!!!!! ;-D

by **Indys_time** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 4:05 pm

Jimboozie wrote:
josebach wrote:Drowning 1 in 1008?

So of all Americans currently living, 300,000 of them will drown?

Bad news for the Vikings.

Yep, and also don't become a life guard. Its not looking good.
:-b

by **Sixxgunn** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 4:50 pm

Hmmph...nothing at all about having a heart attack underneath a hooker with a smoke in your mouth and a bottle of Grey Goose in your hand while in Vegas after losing all your cash and going on a drinking binge for three days huh? That's the way I always pictured I would go anyway.

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