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Postby BeefSandwiches » Tue Aug 15, 2006 8:50 am

Looks like Emmitt Smith has signed to be the next all-time NFL great to be ridiculed on 'Dancing with the Stars'...

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/5871730
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Postby TheRawDAWG » Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:02 am

Man, Emmitt only retired a couple years ago. He can't need the money that bad. This is embarrassing.
So they weren't the best...and may have ended the worst. SO WHAT!
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Postby bklik » Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:13 am

At least hes a better celeb then Tucker Carlson.
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Postby moochman » Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:23 am

Emmitt the Clown. Proof that the lust for the spotlight is like crack.
Who is advising these people? I don't know who needs a good handler more: he or Maurice Clarett.
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Postby Daddymike59 » Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:27 am

moochman wrote:Emmitt the Clown. Proof that the lust for the spotlight is like crack.
Who is advising these people? I don't know who needs a good handler more: he or Maurice Clarett.


Got to go with Mo' on that one Mooch. Proof once again to the children...Just say NO.
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Postby danleroi22 » Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:36 am

Oh... no.
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Postby moochman » Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:37 am

Daddymike59 wrote:
moochman wrote:Emmitt the Clown. Proof that the lust for the spotlight is like crack.
Who is advising these people? I don't know who needs a good handler more: he or Maurice Clarett.


Got to go with Mo' on that one Mooch. Proof once again to the children...Just say NO.


At least Clarett has an excuse. He says that he was moving and had his stuff in the trunk.......must not have been room for the vest in the car so he wore it. Makes sense to me. Another example of why we shouldn't rush to judgement. :-b
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Postby dream_017 » Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:55 am

Look like this puts an end to the better RB debate: Barry or Emmitt.
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:43 pm

sadly i will have to watch this with my wife...i had to suffer through last season...but at least it had Stacy Kiebler :-L

so here is who will be on this season

Jerry Springer - legendary talk show host :-/

Vivica A. Fox - actress :-/

Tucker Carlson - Fox correspondent :-t

Joey Lawrence - actor/comedian :-t :-t :-t

Emmitt Smith - Hall of Fame running back :-b

Harry Hamlin - actor (and Lisa Rinna's husband!) :-t

Shanna Moakler - former Playboy model ;-D :-L

Mario Lopez - actor/comedian :-t

Willa Ford - singer of a 'one hit wonder' from the late 90's :-L

Ashley Tisdale - singer/actress from "High School Musical" :-?

Sara Evans - country singer :-?
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Postby BeefSandwiches » Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:50 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:Joey Lawrence - actor/comedian :-t :-t :-t

Mario Lopez - actor/comedian :-t


Are these two called 'comedians' on purpose or are they called comedians because everyone laughs AT them?

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