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Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist

Postby Homeless » Fri Sep 26, 2003 9:53 am

>Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist!! (true story)
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Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead
chickens at the windshields of airliners, and military jets , all travelling
at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.
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American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains.

Arrangements were made,and a gun was sent to the American engineers.

When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control pole, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow. The horrified Yanks sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the British scientists for suggestions.

You're going to love this......

Rolls Royce responded with a one-line memo:
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>"DEFROST THE CHICKEN."
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Postby slowkidz » Fri Sep 26, 2003 10:31 am

lmao!! now thats funny!! :-B
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Postby Dazedncnfz » Fri Sep 26, 2003 10:36 am

lol!...that is good :-)
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Postby cwebb » Fri Sep 26, 2003 11:41 am

I don't know, if the chicken flies very high, it gets pretty damn cold up there... :-D
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Postby kashikis » Fri Sep 26, 2003 1:05 pm

lmao thats great!

i bet that thing was like a rock
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Postby terpfan » Fri Sep 26, 2003 4:53 pm

LOL that is funny. :-)
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Postby Canadian Seahawk » Fri Sep 26, 2003 10:12 pm

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Madison » Mon Sep 29, 2003 10:15 pm

LMAO! ;-D
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