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Postby Tsizzle » Sun Sep 03, 2006 10:41 pm

Man talking about overweight coaches... Charley Weis or however u spell his name for notre dame...
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Postby spodog » Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:06 pm

What if we turned this thread into a fattest coach contest thread?

Can anyone beat Mark Mangino, HC of the Kansas Jayhawks?


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Postby spodog » Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:42 am

any fatter?
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Postby Plindsey88 » Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:12 am

Being a millionaire and a minor celebrity pretty much assures you have a lock on whatever piece of... Well, you know... So why spend all that time dieting and exercising?
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Postby mystykoekaki » Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:24 am

Coach's don't have to be healthy but they should be, they have the equipment and regardless what everybody says....they have the time!
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Postby terpfan » Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:27 am

Cooner wrote:you're kidding right? They have no time to eat and exercise properly, they live on donuts while studying film, they have constant stress...

There's your winner.
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Postby J2thez929 » Wed Sep 06, 2006 12:16 pm

Coaches don't have to be in shape in order to perform their job correctly. Athletes do.
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Postby TheDeepBomb » Wed Sep 06, 2006 12:20 pm

Dang he's so big he has the state of Kansas on his chest
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Postby killiansjmd » Wed Sep 06, 2006 12:21 pm

Imagine what the feasts use to look like when Parcells, Weiss, Romeo, Belechek and Mangini were all coaching together???
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Postby Kensat30 » Wed Sep 06, 2006 12:52 pm

Who is gonna listen to a skinny head coach? It's the intimidation and respect factor. These are 6'5" 250 pound grown ass men we're talking about here. Would you listen to some loud mouth 5'11 170 pound wimp trying to order you around?

A skinny coach is one step on the totem pole above a male WNBA coach.
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