whatcha do is, ya go gitcherself one a them "three sided" coins, see? And then ya take that shiny little nugget out, and say to yerself,
"Golly. Heads'll be LJ. Tails'll be LT2. That other side... uh... yeah, that'll be SA."
Then ya go'n cast that glistening wampum through the air like, well, like a shootin' star. Whatever she lands on, well, that's yer #1 pick.
But ya'd be a numskull to draft yerself a QB in the first round, so make good'n sure ya let yer retarded cousin Lenny pick up Peyton Manning, ya hear?