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Postby Jimboozie » Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:03 am

:-b

Weird.
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Postby SDChargerFan » Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:09 am

I wonder why he was pulled over in the first place for the naked incident....I make sure to obey all the traffic laws when I drive around naked.

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Postby moochman » Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:32 am

I would like to take this time to once again thank Fire Millen for making the Lions the laughingstock of the NFL.

What I thought was the most classic Millen in this debacle was that coach Cullen was fired for a drinking problem at Miss., I've read that there was also some public nudity involved as well. When they asked the guy from Miss he said that the Lions never asked him about Cullen. Not even one phone call from the man who didn't ask any questions about Charles Rogers before picking the soon to be Dolphin. Good to see he's learning as he goes along.

I do hope that Cullen gets some help, along with some clothes.
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Postby bwagner112 » Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:55 am

Rumor has it...he spent the entire day working with Kitna on a Naked Bootleg goal line play...and he just got carried away.
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Postby DGroundhog » Thu Sep 07, 2006 6:33 am

Note to self: Don't buy a used car from Joe Cullen.
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Postby 1crzydmnd » Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:56 am

This guy was the defensive line coach at Memphis in 2001. Needless to say, our line was crap that year.

The guy has worked for 5 different college programs in the last 6 years. Obviously Matt Moron thought nothing of that.
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Postby moochman » Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:29 am

1crzydmnd wrote:This guy was the defensive line coach at Memphis in 2001. Needless to say, our line was crap that year.

The guy has worked for 5 different college programs in the last 6 years. Obviously Matt Moron thought nothing of that.


He was brought in by new head coach Marinelli.

Must have liked his film.

How could this guy be taken seriously by the players now? He has shown then his a55, at least figuratively. He must step down.
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Postby mutantseabass » Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:35 am

DGroundhog wrote:Note to self: Don't buy a used car from Joe Cullen.



That is classic! ;-D :-b
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Postby JakeTrain72 » Thu Sep 07, 2006 11:24 am

bwagner112 wrote:Rumor has it...he spent the entire day working with Kitna on a Naked Bootleg goal line play...and he just got carried away.


There you have it, Joe "The Naked Bootlegger" Cullen. He was just building his resume to fulfill his lifelong ambition of being a porn star.
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Postby MotorCityKitties » Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:59 pm

This story is the best thing to ever happen to talk radio here in Michigan.
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