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Postby moochman » Thu Sep 07, 2006 5:37 pm

MotorCityKitties wrote:This story is the best thing to ever happen to talk radio here in Michigan.


No, Lions football is.
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Postby stomperrob » Thu Sep 07, 2006 5:59 pm

He was picked up in Dearborn? Isn't that the world headquarters for Ford??? You don't suppose he.................nah, couldn't be! ;-) :-D
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Postby maddog60 » Thu Sep 07, 2006 7:18 pm

Hey there are plenty good excuses for driving naked. Like getting all your clothes wet at a lake and forgetting a towel, and not wanting to ruin your leather seats in your car.
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Postby Mercer Boy » Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:19 am

Hahaha...I don't know what more I can add to this. :-D

Can the Lions' circus get any bigger? Next thing you know we'll find out that Jason Hanson is a Chippendale's dancer or some crazy crap like that. %-6 :-o :-b
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Postby moochman » Fri Sep 08, 2006 10:29 am

Mercer Boy wrote:Hahaha...I don't know what more I can add to this. :-D

Can the Lions' circus get any bigger? Next thing you know we'll find out that Jason Hanson is a Chippendale's dancer or some crazy crap like that. %-6 :-o :-b


You want more? How about this. The word is that a drive thru window hostess at a burger joint was the one who alerted the police when Cullen hit the window for a burger. Creepy 8-o There are some very heavy issues in Mr Cullen's house. The man needs lots of help.

He has now been suspened by the team and will not be in his coaches uni Sunday..........but I think that was a given.
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Postby Mookie4ever » Fri Sep 08, 2006 10:36 am

How can Millen screw up any more. What is it going to take before they fire him and blow up the team and start from scratch?

btw - Toroto will give every person in Detroit $100 to buy the Lions, that's how bad we want an NFL team.
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Postby mutantseabass » Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:12 am

Mookie4ever wrote:How can Millen screw up any more.



Just wait and see, thats the fun here in Detroit!
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:35 pm

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1crzydmnd wrote:This guy was the defensive line coach at Memphis in 2001. Needless to say, our line was crap that year.

The guy has worked for 5 different college programs in the last 6 years. Obviously Matt Moron thought nothing of that.


He was brought in by new head coach Marinelli.

Must have liked his film.

How could this guy be taken seriously by the players now? He has shown then his a55, at least figuratively. He must step down.


that man and his film...i guess that's the only way a man can judge other men though
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Postby WHO DEY » Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:54 pm

moochman wrote:
Mercer Boy wrote:Hahaha...I don't know what more I can add to this. :-D

Can the Lions' circus get any bigger? Next thing you know we'll find out that Jason Hanson is a Chippendale's dancer or some crazy crap like that. %-6 :-o :-b


You want more? How about this. The word is that a drive thru window hostess at a burger joint was the one who alerted the police when Cullen hit the window for a burger. Creepy 8-o There are some very heavy issues in Mr Cullen's house. The man needs lots of help.

He has now been suspened by the team and will not be in his coaches uni Sunday..........but I think that was a given.


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Postby Smee » Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:36 am

Cullen is my hero! ;-D

Hoo-rah!
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